 | | Name: | Umbongo | | | | Details: | 24 years old (Pisces), Male, Straight | | | Location: | Glasgow, Scotland, United Kingdom | | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/-umbongo- |
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In my own words
"I've found the link between apes and civilised men - it's us"
i find myself
searching for old selves
while speeding forward
through the plateglass of maturing cells |
My Mum Says...
Alan is amazing because he has a cuddly looking beard which I wish to submerge myself in whilst thinking warm thoughts. I also stalk him on a regular basis whilst trying to convince him of the goodness of prunes. If I could marry anyone and have their babies it would be he, because they would be amazing and smoke pipes. The end. |
| Comments | 10 of 373 | post a comment | view all | | | | | | x-lil-lyl-x wrote... | 20:09 - 15 Sep 2009 | | A fellow gypsy listener!
Theyre amazing!
Listen to these if you havent already =)
17 hippies
Mahala Rai Banda
Binger and Krieglestei
Dunklebunt
Leningrad
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| | | | | | misereri_mei wrote... | 18:18 - 15 Sep 2009 | | | hello sexy how r u babe what u up 2 great profile uve got is there any wild partys we can go 2 as i bet u no how 2 shake that sexy ass of urs am dave from anfield would u b up 4 a hot date some time we would have a great time dancing the nite away have u got msn or a moby number please so we can chat or txt u mines davyc06@hotmail.com or 07821610485 lets party hope 2 hear from u soon sexy XX | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | dontwanaconform wrote... | 9:46 - 15 Sep 2009 | | Ahah, Jade Goody was respectable, she went all Hari Krishna near the end with her hair do and what not. Religion is culture. Shame she didn't have an orange hospital gown mind.
I would settle for the death of a gossip member also. Both would have the same impact on my life. | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | dontwanaconform wrote... | 9:35 - 15 Sep 2009 | | Ahaha
I found the fact he looks like a small negroid meercat more amusing tbh, just popping up there, all slug lipped, with bad eye-wear.
Delightful.
I want someone good to die. Not someone who WAS a paedophile and who PLAYED a paedophile. Seriously now, someone good. Donald Sutherland. He would do. | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | dontwanaconform wrote... | 9:17 - 15 Sep 2009 | | That's because I am Jack Bauer.
My weekend was wank.
Friday, however, was awesome, as I spent it with Stepharknee.
Was your weekend spiffing and tip top?x | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | dontwanaconform wrote... | 8:05 - 15 Sep 2009 | | Ahaha I'm glad he is dead!
There, that is my controversy for the day.
I am all dandy thanking you, how are you?x | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | | | | | dontwanaconform wrote... | 8:07 - 8 Sep 2009 | | YOU HAVEN'T TOLD ME A JOKE IN WEEKS
WEEKS
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No wonder I am in a bad mood tbh, rectify this please :D
<3 | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | dontwanaconform wrote... | 13:42 - 5 Sep 2009 | | | Some fucking thing. on the beach, that looks like a crocodile moth type THING just killed me and my bint when we were running round whacking those rolling bird things and molesting cacti. >:[ | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | chantelle1986 wrote... | 10:25 - 5 Sep 2009 | | | You do realise I'm going to do the *pinches cheek* thing everytime I see you post now dont you? | | | | | send message |
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| | | Personal Stats Interests
medical oddities, games older than 1995 Makes me happy
tequila Makes me sad
people who don't listen, cricket Perfect Partner
If your chin is bigger than your forehead, <3 Bad habits
arriving stupidly early for things Cigarettes
I smoke occasionally Alcohol
I like to get drunk Drugs
I seldom use drugs Race
White / Caucasian Hair
Because I'm Worth It Eyes
Blue Body Type
Average Slightly Hairy |
| Favourite Things Food
eat to live and all that jazz Music
The Boston Typewriter Orchestra TV Show
Deadwood, QI, Arrested Development Author
Orwell, Pratchett, Heller Movie
Brazil, My Name is Joe Night Club / Bar
The Flying Duck Animals
Puffer Fish Person
Respec' to my man Mandela Place
Down by the river side Possession/Thing
Plastic Jesus |
| Details Last logged on 4 october 2009 at 2:00am Last modified 18 September 2009 Original Old Skool Member Created on 12 October 2005 Visitors 33,443 visitors |
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