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Hi im Chris, How You Doin ;-) ?

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Name:	Chris Hayward

Details:	39 years old (Capricorn), Male, Single, Straight

Location:	Basingstoke aka. Boringstoke, Hampshire, United Kingdom

Profile Link:	www.faceparty.com/acehayward

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In my own words

if ya wanna chat 2 me im on msn messenger. [email protected]
This week, i r b mostly wearin... tank tops!
Sexual gratification using a rabid hamster and a tube of superglue
BUBBLES! e e e e MY BUBBLES!!!
whats the big blue like? err big and err blue?! i knew it!
just keep swimming!
Why don't we just take the safety labels off everything and let stupidity sort itself out?
Do u know the muffin man?
The muffin man?
The muffin man.
The one that lives on Drury lane?
Well she's married to the muffin man.
THE MUFFIN MAN?
THE MUFFIN MAN!!
What if the Hokie-Cokie really IS what it's all about?
There are 2 rules to being a success in life: 1. Never give out all the information.
Alarms don't 'go off'. If they did, then they would be pointless.
All that glitters has a high refractive index.
my brains moves faster then a nuns first curry

If You Pay Me...

I'll dance the fandango with a rose in my mouth atop of stilts on the back of a purple elephant wearing a pink tutu and army boots whilst playing a banjo made from a hollowed out melon to im too sexy for my shirt by right said fred!!! hehe