 | | Name: | Melanie | | | | Details: | 36 years old (Gemini), Female, Single, Straight | | | Location: | Lethbridge, Alberta, Canada | | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/bee_yellow |
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In my own words
Have yet to think of something charming and witty to put in here. Evidently this means I am not charming nor witty and am now doomed to a life of failure at my horrible fast food job which barely puts food on my plate and forces me to buy generic toilet paper which will chafe my ass so badly that I'll require surgery to take skin from my face and replace the skin of my ass only I won't be able to afford to finish it so I'll walk around with a half ass/face and little kids will point and laugh and kick my shins so I'll crawl in a hole and rot away to nothingness. DEAR GOD WHY WASN'T I BORN CHARMING AND WITTY?!? |
If You Pay Me...
you'd be my new best friend? ;) |
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| | | Favorite Things Food
Chips, chocolate, ice cream,unhealthy goodness :) Music
I like a little bit of everything. TV Show
Family Guy, Friends, American Idol... Author
Can't decide, I need to read more... Movie
Monty Python Night Club / Bar
Not many good ones around here Animals
My horses Person
Myself? Place
Somewhere warm Possession/Thing
My computer. It's moody but it keep |
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