 | | Name: | benogdenluv | | | | Details: | 21 years old (Taurus), Male, Single, Straight | | | Location: | WARRINGTON (ORFORD) THE ONE N ONLY!!!, United Kingdom | | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/benogdenluv |
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In my own words
Why did the a puff get sacked from his job at the sperm bank? -- He got caught drinking on the job!!!
A guy goes to the pub, and says to his friend You won't believe what happened. I was taking a short cut along the railway track, and I found a girl tied to it. I untied her, and then we had sex over and over again, all the positions, everything. His friend replies, Oh man, That's great: did you get a blow job?
That was the only let down, i couldn't find her head.
There is a new pussy wash for women, it's made of marijuana, antiperspirant and Kentucky Fried Chicken -
it leaves your fanny high, dry and finger lickin good.
a woman goes to the doctors and says doctor, doctor, everythime i open my legs i hear glory glory man united the doctor replies dont worry madam coz all cunts sing it.... |
If I was a Millionaire...
id be bangin the bk out ov paris hilton |
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| | | Personal Stats Interests
women and gettin smashed Makes me happy
women and gettin smashed Makes me sad
no point in bein sad just smile n its all gd Perfect Partner
stunning n got a sence ov humour (unknow??) Bad habits
smokin n losin me ed lol Cigarettes
I smoke Alcohol
I like to get drunk Drugs
I use soft drugs Race
White / Caucasian Hair
brown Eyes
Hazel Body Type
Slim, TonedSmooth |
| Favourite Things Food
anythin i luv the stuff Music
OlDsKoOl RnB dance TV Show
shameless Author
hahah dnt b daft Movie
catch me if ya can Night Club / Bar
wigan pier w.ton town Animals
me Person
me mam Place
my room Possession/Thing
me cock lol |
| Details Last logged on 10 december 2007 at 5:28am Last modified 10 December 2007 Created on 28 March 2007 Visitors 28,901 visitors |
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