 | | Name: | brettelx | | | | Details: | 22 years old (Leo), Male, Single, Straight | | | Location: | Essex, United Kingdom | | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/brettelx |
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In my own words
Hi I'm Brett, I'm 22 from Basildon Essex, now living in Thurrock. I'm going to take over the world one day, after I invent scratch and sniff porn me and Hugh Heffner are going into business together, then when he dies I'll have all his assets and be one of the most powerful men in the world then I'm going to collapse the government and kick out all police (governments bitches) and start running things the way they should be done... Remember a vote for me is a vote for freedom! Leave a message or a post. Make drugs free! |
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wrote at 23:40 on 7 Oct 2008 | | -What does an Arsenal fan use for contraception? Their personalities.
-Why do prostitutes like sleeping with lepers? They always leave a tip.
-What's the only animal with an arsehole on it's back? A police horse
-Why haven't scientists found a cure for aids? They can't get the rats to do anal.
-What does a midget get when he runs through a womans legs? A clit round the ear and flap round the face.
-What's the best thing about fingering a gypsy on her period? You get your palm red for free |
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The Meaning Of Life...
was a good film but the Life of Brian is so much better! Spamalot's good if you get a chance to see it at the west end. Jabberwockys ok and the holy grail is brilliant. Life of Brian has to be the best though. |
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| | | Personal Stats Interests
Getting fucked up! Makes me happy
Money Makes me sad
No money, ginger people. Perfect Partner
female. Bad habits
Smoking, quittings for quitters! Cigarettes
I smoke too much Alcohol
I like to get drunk Drugs
I use soft drugs Race
White / Caucasian Hair
light brown Eyes
Blue Body Type
Medium Build, Muscles Smooth |
| Favourite Things Food
Chinese Music
the specials, dire straits, the who. TV Show
south park, banged up abroad, cops. Author
David Gemmell, Ben Elton, alan bennet Movie
Rise of the foot soldier, sergio leone, tarantino Night Club / Bar
Bas Vegas! Animals
Sometimes! Person
Trey Parker & Matt Stone Place
Essex. Possession/Thing
What thing? |
| Details Last logged on 30 december 2008 at 7:18pm Last modified 10 October 2008 Created on 9 December 2007 Visitors 358 visitors |
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