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Name: Chris
Details: 22 years old (Sagittarius), Male, Straight
Location: Blackpool, United Kingdom
Profile Link:www.faceparty.com/chris_johnston
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In my own words

Right try hards = guys that are overly nice and complete lick arses to girls because they are attractive. Why be anything other than yourself? Heres why because you have the personality of a wet dish cloth. Without banging on about myself too much id describe myself as abit of a character and i seem to have issues with everything.Message me,I will read your profile PROMISE! if I dislike it you probably wont get a reply. To save you idiots some time here is a short list of people I have no interest in hearing from. Racists, Homophobes, Gays, Overweight People who moan about being overweight and last but certainly not least do-gooders. To avoid any confusion for people thinking im contradicting myself, just because i dont want to read about how some guy wants to suck my dick does not make me a homophobe.
My Pet Hate...

B.E.T! (Black Entertainment Television) really gets to me! In an age of political correctness it seems it doesnt apply to everyone. Assholes against Genetically modified food! there is enough food to feed 4 billion what kind of dick hole would say playing god with gm food is wrong enough to let 2 billion people die. Basic forms of Genetic modification have been around for thousands of years there is no difference. This shouldnt even be an issue.
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baybeegurlkatie wrote...10:41 - 21 Oct 2009
This guys amazing in bed!
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sk8r_boy_1982 wrote...17:49 - 9 Oct 2009
At last a man with balls.
Speak your mind !
Any woman that cant take this has seriours issues. People judge other people like a book and can take this site way to serioursly at times. Its gone down hill and need more people like this guy to have a laugh. Im sure in person he is a allright guy.
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scottish-kirsty wrote...10:09 - 12 Aug 2009
offt i anit gawny act like sum 1 you wanna chat tbh a think you are bit of a dikheed !!
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daft_bird wrote...14:47 - 11 Jun 2009
gulp..
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jimboharding wrote...15:21 - 4 Jun 2009
im telling you mate the puppy thing fucking works :))
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fcxukxin_fine wrote...13:29 - 4 Jun 2009
hahahahaha good lad. Your profile is funny as fuck!
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roxyliciousxx wrote...19:19 - 3 Jun 2009
In reply to the girl below, you basically just described the entire Male species.
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punk_babe_132 wrote...18:06 - 3 Jun 2009
your such an idiot u claim not to want to talk to people with an iq of less then 100 but look at you an all your pics all you want it little girls telling you your fit to boost your ego your no better than anyone else regardless of who they are an what they do
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_amy___ wrote...15:06 - 3 Jun 2009
me likey!!! x
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pwincess_kat wrote...9:40 - 18 Apr 2009
Love the profile hun.... Straight to the point and honest, the way to be. =)
Nice pictures too, you're pretty damn hot xx
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Personal Stats

Interests
World of warcraft, drinking heavily, music, films

Makes me happy
Others Misfortunes, Fresh Graves,

Makes me sad
try hards, pretty boys anyone who isnt themselves

Perfect Partner
someone who doesnt piss me off 99% of the time

Bad habits
Doing whatever i please when i please!

Cigarettes
I smoke too much

Alcohol
I like to get drunk

Drugs
I seldom use drugs

Race
White / Caucasian

Hair
Brown

Eyes
Blue

Body Type
Medium Build, Muscles Smooth

Favourite Things

Food
Anything pork related

Music
Mainly Rock willing to give anything a try tho

TV Show
South Park

Movie
The Good The Bad and The Ugly

Night Club / Bar
anywhere where pretentious music assholes dont go

Animals
Honey Badger youtube it. its fearless

Person
Jack White

Website
Click here to view

Place
In azeroth killing the horde and being badass

Possession/Thing
My Retribution Paladin

Details

Last logged on 18 november 2009 at 3:14am

Last modified 21 October 2009

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