 |  | Name: | Lewis | |  | | Details: | 29 years old (Taurus), Male, Single, Straight |  | | Location: | Portsmouth, In the pie shop doing a moonwalk, United Kingdom |  | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/chris_p_bacon_ |
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  In my own words
 Me in a nutshell:
"Argh help i'm in a nutshell! get me out! look at the size of this nutshell it's huge!"
We are the music makers. We are the dreamers of dreams.
Music: The instinctive reaction of the human soul - movement of the body.
NOW FUCK OFF! I GOT WORK TO DO! |
 My Funniest Moment...
 Getting kidnapped by a machete wielding maniac on a camel by a pyramid in Egypt.
Yes it really happened, they held me for ransom and demanded a million dollars of my Dad for my safe release but I used some ninja techniques to escape along with all the dollar! Fucking result ! |
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|  |   | Personal Stats Interests knitting, farting, small/medium/large tits Makes me happy Making it through the day without shitting myself Makes me sad Looking in the mirror Perfect Partner A fat ugly ginger with a big stupid face and B.O. Bad habits Throwing shit at cats and giving drugs to badgers Cigarettes I smoke occasionally Alcohol I like to get drunk Drugs I am a recreational drug user Race Latin / Hispanic Hair today gone tommorrow Eyes Blue |
 | Favourite Things Food is definately my favourite fing to eat Music best fing to listen too when your busting moves TV Show never been to one, i prefer crufts the dog show Author Ali G - Author of the Bible Movie Willy Wonka on acid Night Club / Bar 3 day outdoor raves in the sunny summer Animals some people say i act like one sometimes yeah Website Click here to view Place Other Dimensions, Under the Sea, At teh rav3! Possession/Thing Music, Pussy, Parties, Food and Drinks! |
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