None dare resist the mighty Communist Party. There is no other Party one may concern themselves with. You all lie in the decrepit rot of your Capitalist societies, blind to the Glory dreamt by Marx and Engels, and realized by Father Lenin! Soon we will distribute purgings of Capitalist and Fascist swine equally throughout the world. Solidarity with the working class!
If I was a Millionaire...
I would kill myself and redistribute my body parts and wealth equally throughout society.