 | | Name: | darren | | | | Details: | 44 years old (Sagittarius), Male, Single, Straight | | | Location: | clacton, Lincolnshire, United Kingdom | | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/d4zzyb0y |
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In my own words
Me: Incredibly Handsome, impeccably tailored, olive skinned, toned (but not too much, ladies eh?), highly intelligent, multi-linggnggjual, very, very, very, VERY rich, high performance motor vehicle (think red, think prancing horse, eh? eh? eh?), long history of satisfied lovers, 14 inch c***, incredibly modest, compulsive liar. You: Smart, funny, interesting to listen to, someone I can respect, love and cherish, eager to please, happy to oblige, half body-weight sized boobs, size 6, doesn't mind being ignored, or snoring, or ironing, or foursomes (one bloke though), 8 second sex, incredibly naive, partially sighted, a lady.... |
| Blog | | | | | UPDATE
| | Ok, I feel it's time to update my requirements, due to the large number of quite frankly scary women who email me....
so..
Age:- Not physically able to be my nan would be a bonus..
Height:- I don't care if it's genetic or not, I'm not looking for an arm rest..
Weight:- or a Water bed..
Eyes:- (2)..
Looks:- At me, preferably(see 'eyes' above)..
Vital Stats:- Again, just a preference but I'd prefer it if you were alive (optional)..
Ok, we understand each other!! |
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My Dream Date...
Are you pretty? Oh, you lucky girl! You get the 'special', the full-on charm offensive (with vodka!!).... Are you average? Ok love, I'm sure we can work something out, as long as no one I know sees us and you pay for your own taxi home.... Are you a 5 to 2'er? I'll come to yours, you supply the vodka and two paper bags (if mine falls off my head I need a fail safe back-up, sorry, but that's my policy). |
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