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Your child could be splatted... by a roboplegic wrongcock
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Name: Mark
Details: 38 years old, Male, Straight
Location: Ubiquitous, Wales, United Kingdom
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The acceptance of the term "BBW"
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The acronym BBW has stealthily infiltrated the internet in the form of a new-wave fat virus. BBW (or Big Beautiful Woman) as it is frequently coined, is a comparatively recently self-imposed acronym, invented by the overweight masses to legitimise sloth and over-eating.
Since when did fat and lazy become beautiful? Did I miss this boat? Given the size of it, I find that hard to believe..

Don't let this acronym fool you. Interpret it exactly as it is, self-imposed legitimacy for salad dodgin
The Meaning Of Life...

The inclusion of pirates in Pastafarianism was part of Henderson's original letter to the Kansas School Board. It illustrated that correlation does not equal causation. Henderson put forth the argument that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of pirates since the 1800s
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rockhuni wrote...  
bless u! u shud really get summin 4 dat cold ;) hehe x
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punk_ass_biatch wrote...  
Hey stranger long time no speak, remember me? x
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lplgal wrote...  
Where the feck ahve you been?!?! Missed your mad sense of humour!! xx
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satans_little_whore wrote...  
OOOooo It's not just an eye! It's a magical vacum that likes to suck dead rodents up and spit them back out at old people :oS .. xxxx
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sugarlips83 wrote...  
oi twat face, your sinking behind with baby dusters child support payments, how am i ment to support my crack addiction....lmfao :D
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crazy_babe28 wrote...  
long time no see! hows u? x
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sugarlips83 wrote...  
you piece of shite, i let you put those vegtables in my arse and then i sucked the juice of that melon out of yours and you do this?!? your wifes been around and shes kicked the door off, you still havent been over to see our baby billy bob, you havent paid me with that crack that u promised and i think i have crabs :( hows wednesday sound to you tho, i have a honeydew with your name on it?! mmm
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kas14 wrote...  
saw you in the chat room so thought i would check you out, yes you really are insane lol be safe x
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hornie_kitten wrote...  
*licks
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Personal Stats

Interests
Caldicot Town FC

Makes me happy
Nailing Christians to Wood

Makes me sad
Religion, Paedomania, Chavs

Perfect Partner
Castor

Bad habits
Fornication, Megalomania

Cigarettes
I don't smoke

Race
White / Caucasian

Hair
Eclectic

Eyes
Blue

Body Type
Slim, Toned Smooth

Favorite Things

Food
Cement

Music
The sound of trees falling in the forest

TV Show
The Daily Show

Author
Richard Dawkins, Bobby Henderson

Movie
eternal sunshine of the spotless mind

Animals
The Invisible Pink Unicorn

Person
Jeffrey Dahmer

Website
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Place
Cancun

Possession/Thing
Spaghetti

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