In my own words
Morning, afternoon and good evening.
I hope one is feeling fine and dandy. Wow what a strange introduction..
My name is Paul - Some people call me Paulo Gluteus Maxius Firm Bum. I have no idea why they call me this..
To be honest I'm here to make some friends, made a few so far! Have to admit there are crazy ones on here, it's like they've come from Narnia!!
Anyways, look at me, now look away, now look up, do some Star Jumps - KEEP looking at me God damit!! Now look away and look back. Glad I have your attention!
Now a little about me;
I enjoy reading ( yes these are books, made out of trees ) Fantastic invention.
I like to lift weights, and grunt - Sometimes I grunt so hard everyone thinks I've sh*tmy self in the gym.. hey I'm vocal ok!?
I enjoy walking through the country side, music playing through my ears - the hot Norwich sun beating down on my face, I get a smell of shit... |
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