 | | Name: | pauly | | | | Details: | 31 years old (Aquarius), Male, Straight | | | Location: | leicester...., United Kingdom | | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/hendrex |
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In my own words
condoms Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and kept their tag line....eg: TESCO condoms-Every little helps. NIKE condoms-Just do it. PEUGEOT condoms-The ride of your life. KFC condoms-Finger licking good. EVER READY condoms-Keep going and going and going. PRINGLES condoms-Once you pop you cant stop. BURGER KING condoms-Home of the whopper. ANDREX condoms-Soft strong and very long POLO condoms-The one with the hole....OOPS!!!!
i carnt stand gals that are up the own arse and , all they talk about is there hair and shoes and all they wana be is famous and be on b/brother or win the ex factor , come on . and y do u skreeeech all the time when u ant seen some one 4 5 mins? and kiss the air .... whats with that , u ant no hilton .and all u seem 2 say is i like men who make me laugh , well guess what i no i can do that , but heres the hard part can u make me laugh???? rant over . ow and by the way im the secret |
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wrote at 21:48 on 8 Feb 2009 | | | Bits of information to help you through the day: If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (In my next life I want to be a pig!) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Still not over that pig thing!) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (Is that why Flipper was always smiling? And, why isn't the pig included here?) |
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My Funniest Moment...
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dogs face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out of the window?
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup? |
| Comments | 10 of 41 | post a comment | view all | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | krazyxemmax wrote... | 16:48 - 14 Jun 2009 | | | lovin the random facts dude! heres a joke, a dyslexic, walks into a bra! he he! + theres plenty more where that came from cheeky chops! p.s. not on msn, soz x | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | | | | | party_tart wrote... | 15:12 - 20 Apr 2009 | | | hey hun, how are you? sorry i havent texted you been at work quite alot, when im not at work im sleeping lol but ill try harder to send you a msg :D do you forgive me? lol xxx | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | amanda-39 wrote... | 19:27 - 14 Apr 2009 | | | love the condom adds you should mail them off great sence of humour | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | zumzum wrote... | 21:02 - 13 Apr 2009 | | | Sorry i meant the guy in yo profile pic. He is hot not you hehexxxx | | | | | send message |
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| | | Personal Stats Interests
paint ball, karting, weekends away ,with the lads Makes me happy
me doing well 4 my self Makes me sad
not being able 2 go away.happend once never again Perfect Partner
yes i think i am Bad habits
not noing when enough is enough Cigarettes
I don't smoke Alcohol
I drink occasionally Drugs
I don't use drugs Race
White / Caucasian Hair
yes Eyes
Blue Body Type
Slim, Toned Smooth |
| Favourite Things Food
cow . cooked on a plate Animals
has 2be a cow.sorry but u have the rib eye inside Possession/Thing
pad ,ipod,car watch ,phone,plate |
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