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Name:	jediknight35

Details:	35 years old (Scorpio), Male, Single, Straight

Location:	Birmingham, United Kingdom

Profile Link:	www.faceparty.com/jediknight35

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In my own words

So I was sitting in a resturant in West Bromwich, trying to digest the shit they served to me on a plate, minding my own business & reading a book. The waitress walks over, pauses looking at me and asks 'what ya reading for?'..i looked up from my book puzzled at the question...not 'what are you reading' but 'what ya reading FOR'..hmm I pondered, then answered 'well i suppose there are numerous reasons why I read, but I think the main one is so I don't end up working as waitress in a resturanut.' Then a not too smart labourer sitting in the alcove behind me sticks his head round & says 'looks like we've got ourselves a reader'....God, I thought, have I fallen asleep and woken up in a Little Britain sketch??

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Is Chuck Norris the hardest man EVER wrote at 15:59 on 19 Mar 2008

I heard If Chuck Norris round-house kicks you, you will die. If Chuck Norris' misses you with the round-house kick, the wind behind the kick will tear out your pancreas.

My Eternal Dilemma...

Wouldn't it be cool to see a positive LSD story on the news? Wouldn't that be interesting? Just for once?....Today, a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There's no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we're the imagination of ourselves...Now here's Tom with the weather :O)..The legendary Bill Hicks