 |  | Name: | Chris | |  | | Details: | 23 years old (Libra), Male, Engaged, Straight |  | | Location: | West Scotland, United Kingdom |  | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/jester |
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  In my own words
 I jizz right in my pants Every time you're next to me
And when we're holdin hands Its like havin sex to me
You say I'm premature I just call it ecstasy
I wear a rubber at all times Its a necessity
Cuz I jizz in my pants |
  My Pet Hate...
 Is when you wake up and you've wet the bed |
  | Comments | 10 of 705 | post a comment | view all |  |  |  | |  |  |  | |  | insert_insult_here wrote... | 20:55 - 18 Nov 2009 |  | | Yeh 16 valves would be bloody nice lol, i dont even see the point of them making an 8v one lol. And meh Im not gonna spend too much money on it, I want a glanza next year :) Although knowing me I will get carried away! |  |  |  | | send message |
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|  |   | Personal Stats Interests Shaking animals at sticks Makes me happy Ejaculating Makes me sad Sundays. I always break stuff on Sundays Perfect Partner An adidas sock Bad habits Being a nutbar Cigarettes I smoke too much Alcohol I like to get drunk Drugs I seldom use drugs Race South Asian Hair Blue mo Eyes Green Body Type Average Hairy |
 | Favourite Things Food Milky Way crispy rolls Music 5FDP, Circle II Circle, Combichrist, Static X TV Show The Inbetweeners, Off The Hook, Peep Show Author Jeramie Clerksunz Movie Wayne's World Night Club / Bar My pants. There's a party in my pants Animals Tiny tiny hedgehogs Person Your Mum Website Click here to view Place In your Mum Possession/Thing Your mum's thing |
 | Details Last logged on 21 november 2009 at 8:05am Last modified 18 November 2009 Original Old Skool Member Created on 27 July 2008 Visitors 26,305 visitors |
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