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Name: Chris
Details: 23 years old (Libra), Male, Engaged, Straight
Location: West Scotland, United Kingdom
Profile Link:www.faceparty.com/jester
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In my own words

I jizz right in my pants
Every time you're next to me

And when we're holdin hands
Its like havin sex to me

You say I'm premature
I just call it ecstasy

I wear a rubber at all times
Its a necessity

Cuz I jizz in my pants
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My Pet Hate...

Is when you wake up and you've wet the bed
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princessalex wrote...21:05 - 18 Nov 2009
thanks
ill remembet that.
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insert_insult_here wrote...20:55 - 18 Nov 2009
Yeh 16 valves would be bloody nice lol, i dont even see the point of them making an 8v one lol. And meh Im not gonna spend too much money on it, I want a glanza next year :) Although knowing me I will get carried away!
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electronic-party wrote...20:37 - 18 Nov 2009
so i can sex you up innit bbz
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goku-san wrote...22:25 - 17 Nov 2009
I think it's paul
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-chewits wrote...0:14 - 17 Nov 2009
I'm actually 777...
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kandyflosss wrote...20:37 - 16 Nov 2009
Hello stranger <3 How you doing ? x
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sarahleighlove wrote...17:40 - 14 Nov 2009
i aint no gossip whore!
i love you!
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xswimmerbethx wrote...15:29 - 14 Nov 2009
It was a little bit of sarcasm
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typhoon wrote...21:23 - 12 Nov 2009
I'm so gerrin' that Gamer
Haha, nice one dude!
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violate_me wrote...21:19 - 12 Nov 2009
i see you looking at me from across the street while i'm waiting for the bus, because i missed the last one and i ran for it and felt like a twat, so yea.
i love you <3
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Personal Stats

Interests
Shaking animals at sticks

Makes me happy
Ejaculating

Makes me sad
Sundays. I always break stuff on Sundays

Perfect Partner
An adidas sock

Bad habits
Being a nutbar

Cigarettes
I smoke too much

Alcohol
I like to get drunk

Drugs
I seldom use drugs

Race
South Asian

Hair
Blue mo

Eyes
Green

Body Type
Average Hairy

Favourite Things

Food
Milky Way crispy rolls

Music
5FDP, Circle II Circle, Combichrist, Static X

TV Show
The Inbetweeners, Off The Hook, Peep Show

Author
Jeramie Clerksunz

Movie
Wayne's World

Night Club / Bar
My pants. There's a party in my pants

Animals
Tiny tiny hedgehogs

Person
Your Mum

Website
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Place
In your Mum

Possession/Thing
Your mum's thing

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Last logged on 21 november 2009 at 8:05am

Last modified 18 November 2009

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