 | | Name: | dale kelk | | | | Details: | 26 years old (Gemini), Male, Single, Straight | | | Location: | barnsley/little hills of columbia., United Kingdom | | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/kelkyz |
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In my own words
well, my name is pedro montosa, i live in the little hills of columbia where me and my 38 children grow copious amounts of cocain,heroin,and the odd bit of weed. my wife salma regularly does drug runs with our 10 eldest children, manolo been the eldest takes care of the money laundering side of the family, but was recently caught by the local policia who treat him badly by calling him a fuxkpig and making him run round the streets of little columbia naked with his weeney between his legs so he looks like a woman.i av tried to bribe but nothing i can do or say seems to work !!! if u av any ideas how i can free my little boy from that hell hole thes he is in please dont hesitate to contact me, al even sort u a few lines lol !!! anything else u want to know call 555-211-FBI im on there top 10 wanted list n buzzing off it, or fone my wife salma she is columbias number 1 crack whore sucky sucky 10 dollar n the wxore will tell u anything !!! |
My Worst Day...
update 27th of march: there is sum rather distubin news evolving round manolo !! it has been brought to my attention that the lying cheating handbag fighting son of a bitch boy of mine has really been leaking information about me to the local policia and the feds !!!so all u out there hear me now !!! 4 all u contract killers and suicide bomberswishide to earn 4 million dollars to bring his head to me make yourselfs known !!! genuine people only, no timewasters !!!! |
| Comments | 10 of 61 | post a comment | view all | | | | | | | | | | | | | | jodie-lei06 wrote... | 10:29 - 12 Mar 2008 | | | you fukin crank wats ya bin smoking nutcase!!! hows it goin anyways darl u ok? u sin l.a ink fukin mint!!!! cya xx | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | | | | | bustydollylolly wrote... | 15:35 - 29 Aug 2007 | | | ha i fort it was ratger funi myself ha how bored are u typin all them ha has u nutter xxxx | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | bustydollylolly wrote... | 14:38 - 29 Aug 2007 | | | ha i dont fink so!! i mite only be 5ft but ill trow u around n show u how its done ha xx | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | | | | | bustydollylolly wrote... | 18:59 - 28 Aug 2007 | | | ha ha we'll do them all ha ha we'll b like little n large or fukin dumb n dumberr ha u still at work? xxxx | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | bustydollylolly wrote... | 17:31 - 28 Aug 2007 | | ha ha yeaaaa!!!!
bet ppl readin these comments fink were both fukin mad heads lol
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| | | | | | bustydollylolly wrote... | 13:46 - 28 Aug 2007 | | | i think u need me as ur pa i could sharpen ur pencils for u and we cud kick fuck out of every one ha xxxx | | | | | send message |
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| | | Personal Stats Interests
drug dealing and money laundering. Makes me happy
when a big time deal goes through. Makes me sad
fuxking local policia. Perfect Partner
my cousin tony known to u as scarface. Bad habits
me haha like fuxk !!! Cigarettes
I don't smoke Alcohol
I drink occasionally Drugs
I don't use drugs Race
White / Caucasian Hair
shaved head. Eyes
Blue Body Type
Medium Build, MusclesSmooth |
| Favourite Things Food
cocaine morning noon n night !!! Music
the sound of me playing my banjo in little hills TV Show
how to harvest cocaine with (charlie) dimmock hah Author
who are these author people anyway ? Movie
my cousin tony's scarface of course Night Club / Bar
moonshine shack at the bottom of little hills Animals
my bullmastiff trained to kill local policia haha Person
that wud b my cousin tony again i luv him hahaha Website
Click here to view Place
good owd barnsley and ibiza and the little hills Possession/Thing
AK-47, anti tank guns n petrol bombs |
| Details Last logged on 29 september 2008 at 9:29pm Last modified 5 August 2008 Created on 4 January 2007 Visitors 22,636 visitors |
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