 |    In my own words
 Hello, the name is Michael though most people call me by my surname, Pollard for some reason. I used to be a student studying computer games programming and have recently discovered it honestly wasn't for me. So I'm taking the time out to start getting my act together and get in the forces in about a year or two provided my medical history doesn't get in the way. I get on with pretty much anyone, provided they get my sense of humour. Its extremely deadpan/satirical which leads to some people getting confused/offended as they take it far too seriously. I keep getting comparisons to various people at the minute it seems, like Peter Steele, one of the mateys from Kings Of Leon, Jim Carrey (dunno why, stupid expressions I guess?) and Weird Al Yankovich. I'm also aware that I struggle to take a serious photo, I prefer stupid ones to make people laugh. I'll update this with more at some point. |
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|  |   | Personal Stats Interests Music, Movies, Satire, Friends Makes me happy Gigs of the Metal Gods Makes me sad Being the subject of Gang-probing Bad habits Pretty damn lazy when I have no work Cigarettes I don't smoke Alcohol I drink occasionally Drugs I don't use drugs Race White / Caucasian Hair Dark Brown, longish, left as it falls Eyes Blue Body Type Slim |
 | Favourite Things Food Anything except fish Music Metal mainly, listen to most things though TV Show Ren & Stimpy, Drawn Together, South Park Author Robert Ludlum/Tom Clancy Movie The Usual Suspects, The Coen Brothers movies Night Club / Bar Camden Underworld Animals Dog Person My bro,Phil, Andy Website Click here to view Place My Bed Possession/Thing Walkman/Leather or Denim jacker |
 | Details Last logged on 5 september 2008 at 10:18pm Last modified 25 July 2008 Created on 30 July 2003 Visitors 100,246 visitors |
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