 | | Name: | kylie8a8es___ | | | | Details: | 26 years old (Virgo), Female, Single, Open Minded | | | Location: | yellow bus or the fridge, United Kingdom | | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/kylie8a8es___ |
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In my own words
i love eating it makes me smile. i hate diets cause i end up going crazy with hunger! there was an unfortunate incident with a small child and some hot sauce. i cant say anymore due to legal reasons. |
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wrote at 22:31 on 2 Dec 2007 | | | what can i say? well im the size of a small country and i have no friends. thats why im on here cause ive been told the internet includes everyone. they were lying ive been blocked by every fucker i know. i was sitting on a park bench the other day and i was thinking to myself what can i have for brunch when i was struck with a great idea to make new friends! unfortunatly thats when the bench collapsed under my weight and i hit my head and forgot it! oh well! |
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In A Perfect World...
i wouldnt get kicked out of the banana leaf for shunning the plates and just picking up the metal containers holding all the food. i wouldnt look like a genetic fuck up and my arse wouldnt be big enough for me to smuggle immigrants into the country. |
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| | | Personal Stats Interests
stalking ppl, licking windows, touchin blind men Makes me happy
seconds, thirds, fourths you get the idea Makes me sad
no seconds, thirds, fourths.... Perfect Partner
any1 who will have me, i have paper bags Bad habits
4getting to take the wrapper off the burger Cigarettes
I smoke too much Alcohol
I like to get drunk Drugs
I have a drug problem Race
White / Caucasian Hair
the colour of shit Eyes
Green Body Type
Fuller Figure |
| Favourite Things Food
anything that aint nailed down id eat ma own shit Music
mcdonalds theme tune TV Show
the cooking channles and findadate on sky Author
who's author? can you eat him? Movie
big mommas house i hope to b that skinny 1day Night Club / Bar
somewere with no lights and blind men Animals
yeah i eat them too Person
anyone! please someone b my friend Website
Click here to view Place
the fridge Possession/Thing
a full fridge and knock out gas 4 my dates |
| Details Last logged on 30 november 2008 at 10:38pm Last modified 30 November 2008 Created on 2 December 2007 Visitors 3,940 visitors |
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