 | | Name: | Smurfette | | | | Details: | 34 years old (Leo), Female, Single, Straight | | | Location: | Milan of the North (Leeds..!), United Kingdom | | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/ladyuknic |
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In my own words
When I was born, I was given a choice to be REALLY sexy, charming, intelligent and funny .... or ....
to have a good memory... I can't remember which one I chose....! |
| Blog | | | | | Why it's better to be a Woman!
wrote at 20:45 on 2 Dec 2008 | | 1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. Taxis stop for us
3. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
4. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
5. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
6. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves. |
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My Mum Says...
Thousands of candles can be lit from a single candle,and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared. |
| Comments | 2 of 2 | post a comment | view all | | | | | | | | | | xafeec wrote... | 16:14 - 3 Dec 2008 | | hi, heres why its better to be a man!
1- We built the Titanic
2- We are capable of walking to the next bar rather than booking a taxi.
3- We dont need to talk to members of the opposite sex, they shud read our minds.
4- We can fully assess a woman by looking at her mother.
5- we accept noisy or 'squeeky' sounding farts are pure comedy gold.
Ur right about the dancing bit tho... | | | | | send message |
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| | | Personal Stats Interests
Music, Music, Music... Makes me happy
The first bite of the Crunchie... Makes me sad
The last bite of the Crunchie... Bad habits
Dirty Bad Boy Smurfs.... Race
Mixed European Hair
Dark Brown Eyes
Hazel Body Type
Slim, Toned |
| Favourite Things Food
Italian, Mexican Music
Festival Girl, Loud and Live.. TV Show
... !! Author
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... !! Night Club / Bar
Mission. Animals
Duck Billed platypus.. Person
Me, Why not!! Possession/Thing
Ipod, Heated Eyelash Curler and Phone..! |
| Details Last logged on 5 october 2009 at 11:17pm Last modified 5 July 2009 Original Old Skool Member Created on 20 February 2007 Visitors 124,026 visitors |
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