 |  | Name: | Megan Kate Pritchard | |  | | Details: | 20 years old (Aries), Female, Single, Straight |  | | Location: | Warminster, Wiltshire, United Kingdom |  | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/little_teaser_megs |
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  In my own words
 Well im out going & up for a laugh. im a rude girl in the making!! lol i just like to be happy, thats whats important to me, i love to smile and to be enerjetic. most people think im insane, but i wouldnt have it any other way. JOKES! The husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual "I have a headache." "Perfect," her husband said. "I was just in the bathroom powdering my dick with aspirin. You can take it orally or as a suppository, it's up to you!"
I bought my epaleptic friend a strobe light for his birthday, hes going to have a fucking fit when he see's it!
WHAT DO YOU TELL A WOMAN WITH TWO BLACK EYES?? NOTHING YOUV ALREADY TOLD HER TWICE!!! |
 In A Perfect World...
 I would live in a cage ;)filled with chocolate and men, ok and a couple of women, just to swap it about a bit. Or i'd live on a beach no one around, Just relax. I would be Queen and i would get rid of all the pakies, and polish that don't work and think they can change our country. I would be the next Maggie Thatcher. Assholes to the assholes!!!! HOW DO YOU KILL 100 FILES IN ONE GO? SMACK A PAKIE IN THE FACE!! |
  | Comments | 10 of 59 | post a comment | view all |  |  |  | |  |  |  | |  | boyler10 wrote... | 17:30 - 9 Nov 2009 |  | | Where you in the galleries yesterday in broadmead? xxx |  |  |  | | send message |
|  |  |  | |  |  |  | |  | steve-t-88 wrote... | 21:55 - 24 Oct 2009 |  | hey gorgeous how r u tonight? not going out? im skint and sooo bored help haha dan xxx |  |  |  | | send message |
|  |  |  | |  |  |  | |  | xpoynton wrote... | 21:57 - 11 Jun 2009 |  | | oh dear, thought u wrote green hat, hence the blue pants reply lol anyways...hows u? |  |  |  | | send message |
|  |  |  | |  | oralgod1985 wrote... | 11:43 - 18 Apr 2009 |  | heya huni, hows u? You looking forward to a sunny weekend? Im so glad to be off work... am shattered... time to get the bbq out i think Just saw ur profile, ur a very beautiful woman id love to chat sometime... dont really know waht else to say... if you fancy a chat mail me back x or if u have msn add me oralgod1985@live.co.uk xxx |  |  |  | | send message |
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|  |   | Personal Stats Interests Beach, cinema, sex!!!! Makes me happy Friends and chocolate Makes me sad People Perfect Partner Fit and funny Bad habits Constant wanking Cigarettes I smoke occasionally Alcohol I seldom drink Drugs I don't use drugs Race White / Caucasian Hair Black/brown Eyes Green Body Type Slim, Toned |
 | Favourite Things Food poppets and meat YUMMY (not together) Music acoustic indie love Newton Faulkner TV Show gavin & stacey, black books, spaced Author marian keyes, the little black books Movie nothing to loose, harvey, high fidelity Night Club / Bar Fat Cat, Po na na's, Cube.... Animals casey (my dog) Person Carol ( imaginary friend ) Website Click here to view Place the garden or the beach (bedroom) Possession/Thing my bed and my phone!!!! |
 | Details Last logged on 17 november 2009 at 6:45pm Last modified 24 October 2009 Original Old Skool Member Created on 15 December 2006 Visitors 147,221 visitors |
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