 |  | Name: | lisa | |  | | Details: | 43 years old (Sagittarius), Female, Single, Straight |  | | Location: | retford notts, United Kingdom |  | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/lolalisa |
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  In my own words
 HERE ARE SOME REASONS WHY ITS BETTER TO BE A WOMAN...We got off the titanic first. We never ejaculate prematurely.When we buy a vibrator its glamorous when men buy a blow up doll its pathetic .We dont have to get strength up between sessions and its much easier for us to get some.we live longer so we can be cantankerous old biddies wearing inappropriate clothes and shouting at straners .WE dont look like a frog in a blender when we dancing. Taxs stop for us .... |
 | Blog | 5 posts | view all |  |  |  | untitled wrote |  | | had a gt time on hols but happy im back hiting retford saterday nigt any 1 want to cum lolx |
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 My Funniest Moment...
 was when my mate joanne set fire to her jacket in asda with a fag i could of wet my pants seeing the look on her face lol. |
  | Comments | 10 of 10 | post a comment | view all |  |  |  | |  |  |  | |  | wakkarules wrote... | |  | | Hey gorgeous, how are ya? Just read your profile and think you sound great, you really sound like someone I should know! I'm Andy by the way :) xx |  |  |  | | send message |
|  |  |  | |  |  |  | |  | lucylilac wrote... | |  | | Hey sexylady, its mi berfdie on 15th, off out on the lash both fri & sat.. pick a nyt if ya wanna cum ;) pweeeease xxxx |  |  |  | | send message |
|  |  |  | |  |  |  | |  | lucylilac wrote... | |  | | u shud put sum pix on frm the wedding, u lukt proper stunnin girl.. i luvd ur tits in tht top :D xx |  |  |  | | send message |
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|  |   | Personal Stats Interests girls nigts out / trampolineing / swimming Makes me happy summer rain / laughing/ gt sex Makes me sad cold days / making out that it wos gt sex lol Perfect Partner god no thank u if hes perfect hes borring lol Bad habits eating lol Cigarettes I don't smoke Alcohol I drink occasionally Drugs I don't use drugs Race White / Caucasian Hair black Eyes Blue Body Type Fuller Figure |
 | Favourite Things Food slimfast and chips Music anything after a bottle of wine TV Show c.s.i Movie wedding singer /50 first dates and lots more Night Club / Bar any after 4 bottles of wine Animals ants Person jojo69 she is m-a-d Place in my new bed i love it Possession/Thing havent got one (sad) |
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