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Name: Kaylee
Details: 35 years old (Gemini), Female, In Relationship, Straight
Location: Over there, United Kingdom
Profile Link:www.faceparty.com/lovelylici
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Gaffa hair! I <3 the 80's.
 
My hair at it's straightest...
 
In my own words

In my own words? Hahahahahahahahahaha! Well, this one time i went to the zoo and...OK so that's a complete lie, i have NEVER been to the zoo. Ever. OK this one time i tried to play the banjo but it said i was crap so i smashed it and it died.
And then Joe called and said "Hey Kaylee, we should go fishing" and i said, 'Uh, yeah, who is this?' and Joe said "Joe" and i said 'Well i don't know a Joe, sorry'.
I was pretty confused by now!
So he said "Well you wanna get to know me?" and i said 'Well...what's so special about you? Why do you think i'd want to do that?' and he said "I'm a billionaire and i have a kangaroo named Ed". Naturally, i was intrigued and strangely sexually attracted to this Joe dude.
I said, "Joe...will you like, marry me or whatever?" and he said, 'Oh...i've got the wrong number haven't i? Sorry to bother you, later.' and the son of a bitch hung up on me.
So that was the end of my phone call romance.
In A Perfect World...

...i would be the Queen of Everything and all of the people i know would be my own personal slaves. Oh, and the world would have more coasters. We need coasters. And Kate Bush would bring out another album. In a perfect world, Abba would reform and be better than ever, Culture Club would live with me, and Duran Duran would perform in my living room on a daily basis.
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Favorite Things

Food
Strawberry Cheesecake Ice Cream

Music
I am a child of the 80's...and sometimes the 70's

TV Show
Will & Grace and i also loved Friends

Author
Haha, my little napkin friend Emily...

Movie
Movie! Movie! Movie!

Night Club / Bar
I don't think it's Christmas today

Animals
Miaow

Person
The mail man...i have like, the biggest crush

Place
The post office...loads of mail men!

Possession/Thing
I quite like this spoon...

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