| 2 entries | | |  | | | | What i last laughed to! | wrote | | | I attended a wedding for the first time the other week, and a little girl whispered to her mother, Why is the bride dressed in white? Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life. The child thought about this for a moment, then said, So why is the groom wearing black? | | | | | MY JOKE OF THE DAY!! :) | wrote | | | Three balloons. Daddy balloon, mummy balloon and baby balloon. Daddy balloon says to baby balloon, look son, you are much to old to sleep with mummy and daddy, you will have to sleep in you're own bed. Baby balloon protests, I like sleeping with you and mummy. No you are not sleeping with us and thats final. Ok says baby balloon sadly. Two in the morning baby ballon wakes up and dicides to climb into beb with mummy and daddy. He finds there is no room, so he unties his dads knot and lets out s | | | | | 2 entries | | |
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