| 2 entries | | |  | | | | jokes | wrote | | big bad wolf said 2 little red riding hood unbutton ur top & let me suck ur tits! f**k off she said pulling down her pants eat me like the f**king book says
hubby gets i love you tatooed on his knob and goes home to show his wife she says there u go again trying to put words in my mouth.
scientific studies show 9% of men would like to be a table cloth.its the only chance they gety of being laid 3 times a day & pulled off last thing at night. | | | | | joke 4 us girls | wrote | | | always remembera man is like a toilet.... hes either free, taken, unavailable, engaged, out of order, taking the p**s or just full of s**t ! | | | | | 2 entries | | |
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