| 3 entries | | |  | | | | gash | wrote | | there was an old lady who sat by the fire.
she lift up her clothes just a little higher.
the old tom cat sittin on the mat saw a bit of rump steak hangin.
took one jump hit her in the c..t the cheeks of her arse departed.
she pissed she shit she farted....the end | | | | | untitled | wrote | | heres to the one i love the best. i love u best wen ur undressed.
i'l fuck u sittin,standin lyin. if u had wings i'l fuck u flyin.
and wen ur dead and long forgoten,i'lldig u up and fuck u rotten....lol....
sorry if u find it a bit graphic | | | | | untitled | wrote | | boy walks in on mum&dad avein a shag
dad laughs throws pillow @ him and says go on out of it
little while after dad hears lot of noise in boys room
dad has a look to find boy shagin nan
boy says not so funny wen its ur mum isit | | | | | 3 entries | | |
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