| 5 entries | | |  | | | | Teacher! | wrote | | A teacher asks
wat part of the body goes to heaven first?
a child replies feet
coz every nite i c my mum with her feet in the air screamin
GOD I'M COMIN! | | | | | Two nuns! | wrote | | Two nuns are driving when a vampire jumps on the bonnet.
The first nun shouts to the other,
Quick, show it your cross!
so the second nun looks at the vampire and shouts,
Get off the f**king car dickhead! | | | | | I want you! | wrote | | Last nite i wanted you,
needed you so badly that it hurt,
wanted you in me,
so you could work ur magic on me...
but i couldn't find u.
U stupid...
PARACETAMOL!!!! | | | | | Signs! | wrote | | A smile is a sign of joy,
a hug is a sign of love,
a laugh is a sign of happiness
and a friend like me.... well.... thats just a sign of fcking good taste... lol | | | | | If you think life is bad! | wrote | | | If you think life is bad.... how would you like to be an egg? you only get laid once. it takes 4 minutes to get hard. only 2 minutes to go soft, you share your box with 11 other guys and the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother. so cheer up... your life aint that bad. | | | | | 5 entries | | |
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