| 4 entries | | |  | | | | My Name | wrote | | >>S- Easy to fall in love with.
>>A- You like to drink.
>>R- sexy.
>>A- You like to drink.
>>H- You are funny and loveeable. | | | | | I Love Vodka | wrote | | It doesnt look smaller in the cold
It lasts as long as u want it 2
Vodka doesnt prod u in the back in the mornings demanding attention
u dont care how far down ur throat it goes
u can have as many as u want in 1 night without being easy
u can have one infront of ur mum
and last but not least...
VODKA IS ALWAYS A PLEASURE TO SWALLOW
I LUV VODKA | | | | | So Confused | wrote | | Amazing!
cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh a | | | | | Things That Are Difficult To Say When You're Drunk | wrote | | Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk...
a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon
Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk...
a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
d) Transubstantiate
Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk...
a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
b) Nope, no more booze for me.
c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
d) No kebab for me, thank you.
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