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Name:	missiemoo

Details:	29 years old (Libra), Female, Single, Straight

Location:	LIVERPOOL, United Kingdom

Profile Link:	www.faceparty.com/missiemoo

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In my own words

You know your to horny when ....

1) A hoover seems like the best option for a blow job.

2) You try to use quagmires ideas to get laid.

3) When a hot dog bun just has to do.

4)when your grandma looks pretty damg good in her housecoat.

5) You get a hard on when the dog licks your hand.

6) You hit on chicks in divorse court.

7) You get a job at a funral parlor to get laid.

8) You shop at ann summers for your newly purchased sheep.

9) Your cat buys you an inflatible doll so u leave it alone.

10) The ladynext door no longer leave pies on her window sill to cool.

11) All your wrinkles have diserpared

12) The crack of dawn look good.

13)you wank off to an episode of the golden girls.

14)When your dog hides from you.

15) Your pharmacy is out of ky jelly and suggests you buy stock.

16) When your right arm is bigger than yer left.

17) Watching reruns of rosanne gets y

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haha funny status messages wrote at 22:31 on 16 Nov 2009

is multitasking today! I'm doing fuck all AND watching TV! Now that takes talent Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F*ck YOU Grim Reaper this yr u have taken my fave celeb Jade G,fave dancer Michael J, Fave actor Patrick S,singer Stephen G. Just so u know my fave twins r Jon & Edward is enjoying a threesome. Me, my couch, and my TV used 2 B a drug abuser....every time she went in2 a chemist she couldn't help shouting FUCK OFF at the paracetamol!!!!

My Dream Date...

WITH STEVEN GERRARD

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andyliversidge1 wrote...

18:20 - 15 Nov 2009

hey...
just come across your profile and thought you looked gorgeous :)
hope you dont mind me messaging you.
want to chat?
andyliversidge_01@hotmail.co.uk
hope you write back
andy xxx

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northern-sun wrote...

14:26 - 12 Nov 2009

you look like you could use a holiday!! well ive got the oppurtunity of a life time lol!!! im goin to eygpt next year an the person i was goin with has pulled out, so if you can afford to pay £30 for a name change you can come with me!! get bk in touch paul.

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haywardjames wrote...

22:32 - 8 Nov 2009

heya hows you? hope u dont mind me messaging you...but was browsing profiles...im bored. haha. good weekend? u got msn? would be good to chat, no worries if not. take care. xx

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