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Name: becka
Job: Acting the giddy goat
Details: 26 years old (Taurus) , Female
Location:hereford, United Kingdom
Profile Link:www.faceparty.com/ms_switchblade
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In my own words

I don't really know what to say here. Although the first thing that springs to mind is I am not here to provide free porn so dont ask because I will cut your face off with bits of broken mirror, dry it out in the sun, frame it and post a pic of me holding it like some sort of trophy, as a deterrent to other cheapo bastards that won't even pay 12p to go on an actual porn site (although judging by the stringy orangeness of most female porn stars I kinda see your point and as for the male ones! gawd! if I wanted to look at a strategically shaved monkey I'd go to dudley sodding zoo with a phillips ladyshave!) apart from this, I am actually très agréable and will talk bollocks to you for hourrrrs..so leave a message or fuckay offay after the tone ;P (and for the record, my adult pic is soooo not adult. Blatantly, Mary Whitehouse was categorising them that day. From beyond the grave.)
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...guns. And knives...big fuck off shiny ones...
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Ginger People
wrote at 13:16 on 23 May 2007
It recently came to my attention, that I have a full on ginger fetish. I didn't really notice it before, however, it's definitely true. It's got to be good ginger as well-I won't stand for any of that strawberry blonde crap. I met someone with great gingeryness going on the other day and had to stop myself touching their hair and proposing marriage. It really does make me go all Bom-chikka-wah-wah. *sigh* <3 it so much.
My Mum Says...

...more vodka? (or "Don't be facetious!" )
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-rancid_punk- wrote...17:13 - 09 May 2008
Was staying in St Austell near bodmin.
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nsr-ad wrote...11:13 - 09 May 2008
Great profile, made me laugh.
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-rancid_punk- wrote...15:23 - 08 May 2008
The middle of nowhere. Cornwall to be exact.
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freestyles187k wrote...12:16 - 07 May 2008
your welcome:)im good ty its the law like lolx
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slowandsensual wrote...11:14 - 07 May 2008
NO WORRIES, I MEANT IT. DO U WANNA CHAT ON MSN MAYBE? BE NICE TO GET TO KNOW U XXX
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l-o-a-l wrote...09:46 - 07 May 2008
everything was cool till i saw snot flinging
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redbob69 wrote...09:37 - 07 May 2008
hi brilliant profile made me laugh great pictures too you have a great look x
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lookatlangerz wrote...15:42 - 02 May 2008
I would love to have a rumble with you put my big hard throbbing cock inside your tight arse hole!!;-)
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markbrutal wrote...00:10 - 29 Apr 2008
ty hunny u ok? xxx
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your_worst_ex wrote...09:38 - 28 Apr 2008
hehe, that sounds like a fun filled weekend!! I finished an essay, went to bed for 3 hours, then went to work, then proof read and referenced essay, SLEEEEPT, then Sunday got up at 2, pottered about, did some work...now its 9.30am and im where i want to be in my dissertation..so gonna sleep! Night gorgeous x x
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Personal Stats

Interests
Goats, mewzik, snot flicking, and cherry vodka.

Makes me happy
Shooting things,the sex pistols,seth green&shoes.

Makes me sad
(more blind fury than sad);emo kids!!!

Perfect Partner
Big Irish psycho(Madman Manson/Sheamus O'Shauness

Bad habits
Swearing lots...tho i'm v. creative about it

Cigarettes
I smoke

Alcohol
I like to get drunk

Drugs
I don't use drugs

Race
White / Caucasian

Hair
Purple-y reddy at the mo...

Eyes
Green

Body Type
Fuller Figure

Favourite Things

Food
Mushy pea sandwiches/sandwiches in general.

Music
Punk rawk-DOESN'T mean green day, you stain!

TV Show
The Golden Girls! (no really-Bea Arthur is ace)

Author
Poppy Z.Brite/Francesca Lia Block/Rafaella Barker

Movie
Love Honour and Obey, NBK,Scum,The Assmaster

Night Club / Bar
Any...no, really...

Animals
Does Sheamus O'Shaunessy count? Wahey!

Person
Slow Joe Crow

Website
Click here to view

Place
Premier Inn

Possession/Thing
My gee-tars.Ooh.&shoes.Wish I was a centipede

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