 |  | Name: | nathanjrb | |  | | Details: | 19 years old (Taurus), Male, Straight |  | | Location: | Newcastle, United Kingdom |  | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/nathanjrb |
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  In my own words
 Most of my days involve sleeping, eating and drinking. I play guitar. I like beer. I like music. I like the simple things in life. I'm a materialistic wanker. I have the attention span of a fish. I'm optimistic. I'm more intelligent than people give me credit for - I'm not stupid - just lazy. If I'm looking at you while you're talking to me, it doesn't mean I'm listening - I'm probably singing inside.
I tend to say things and then keep quiet until you realise the incredibly lewd undertone of my seemingly innocent comment... muahahahaha |
 | Blog | 4 posts | view all |  |  |  | I'm actually quite proud of this: wrote at 1:59 on 17 Nov 2008 |  | "by nathanjrb 3 mins ago
I am shallow. My chick is a fox.
Does that work? ...yeah it does. =]"
What a fucking ace comment! |
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 My Funniest Moment...
 All day I had been telling this shit joke: What's worse than a joke without a punchline? So, on a drunken night in the flat, I decided to tell it. "What's worse than a joke without a punchline?" PAUSE. Flatmates stare stupidly at me. The shitness of the joke dawns. I fall over. Dammit! |
  | Comments | 10 of 165 | post a comment | view all |  |  |  | |  |  |  | |  |  |  | |  |  |  | |  |  |  | |  |  |  | |  | candy_razors wrote... | 6:20 - 4 Dec 2008 |  | | no it will be super bright purple. [: like the streak in my main pic. i probably won't do it before the party though. or people won't recognise me lol. |  |  |  | | send message |
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|  |   | Personal Stats Interests Music, guitar, anything unusual. Makes me happy Having money Makes me sad All the shit in the world! Perfect Partner Apply within! Bad habits Never know when to stop and can't say no. Cigarettes I don't like people smoking Alcohol I drink occasionally Drugs I don't use drugs Race White / Caucasian Hair Brown Eyes Hazel Body Type Medium Build, Muscles |
 | Favourite Things Food Mr Kipling French Fancies Music Most things, not really into rap, rnb etc TV Show American Dad, Smallville, Simpsons, Friends Author Not really got one, but I do read! Movie Again not really got one, if I like it, I like it Night Club / Bar More of a socialiser than a raver! Animals Cat Person You =) Place My room, where I can hide when I need to. Possession/Thing My guitar! |
 | Details Last logged on 5 december 2008 at 4:02pm Last modified 3 December 2008 Created on 29 December 2004 Visitors 21,232 visitors |
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