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Name: Mike (aka Yoräk Hunt)
Details: 24 years old, Male, Single, Straight
Location: United Kingdom
Profile Link:www.faceparty.com/nemacyst
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I'm an old man.. this is no country for old men
 
you can practically see my vagina
 
hey Roy, can you get sick drinkin' piss?
 
that rug really tied the room together Dude
 
In my own words

I'm easily distracted. I play guitar & bass with various extreme metal outfits, check the website link for a taster... I could write more stuff on here, but you wouldn't give a damn. Plus my balls ache and I have onion breath. Goodbye.
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Jeremy Kyle?
wrote at 3:18 on 1 Sep 2008
I can't stand Jeremy Kyle. I'll admit it is amusing watching him alternate between bullying and comforting his guests like a one man good cop/bad cop routine, but I still think the guy needs a bullet to the scrotum.

One minute he'll be sat on the edge of the stage calmly telling some chump called Dave that he's a good father, the next minute he's shouting and screaming things like "you amoeba of a man!" at him.

He's unintentionally hilarious, but irritating as fuck.
My Mum Says...

Why would I lick a poisonous frog? At no point am I ever going to lick a stupid little frogs head.
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soopachezz wrote...1:17 - 24 Aug 2008
Haha, does Sir approve?
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lilcutedeadgirl wrote...20:52 - 20 Aug 2008
yuss barbie it is then
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lilcutedeadgirl wrote...12:37 - 20 Aug 2008
she likes to play coy lolx
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lilcutedeadgirl wrote...5:07 - 20 Aug 2008
nah barbie is much better:Pxx
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soopachezz wrote...4:08 - 20 Aug 2008
I wanted to photoshop them into a pretty wallpaper pattern though :(
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soopachezz wrote...3:59 - 20 Aug 2008
You exposed your breasts?! And didn't take photies for me? How fucking rude.
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soopachezz wrote...3:46 - 20 Aug 2008
That and the fact that any life altering information I divulge to you tonight will be an utter waste >/
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soopachezz wrote...3:20 - 20 Aug 2008
I have to say, I am but a little disappointed now.
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soopachezz wrote...3:15 - 20 Aug 2008
You could, although quite clearly not nearly as well as her. I could give you a t-shirt suntan with a sponge and some cold tea though..
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nothing_to_you wrote...12:25 - 14 Aug 2008
Smooth =D x
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Personal Stats

Interests
music tech, satire, beer, gaming, other crap

Makes me happy
pizza, porn, polyrhythms

Perfect Partner
filthy, naked, silent

Bad habits
overdosed on Rennie once

Race
Black

Hair
long / pubic

Eyes
Blue

Body Type
Slim

Favourite Things

Food
Mexican or Italian

Music
I have long hair and play guitar, figure it out..

TV Show
satirical, anime, porno

Author
Charlie Brooker

Movie
Asian cinema, anything by the Coen's..

Night Club / Bar
full of sub-human scum usually

Person
Carlin, Hicks, Pryor..

Website
Click here to view

Place
shower (not golden)

Possession/Thing
penis, xbox, guitars

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