 |  | Name: | Hayley | |  | | Details: | 19 years old (Leo), Female, In Relationship, Straight |  | | Location: | Dahn Saahhth, somewhere. Init geez', United Kingdom |  | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/ohsokinkyboi |
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  In my own words
 Here's a few Hayley-based facts we think you ought to know;
One regular post-teen, pre-adult. A proud owner of one epic fringe, which by all rights should make her reasonably popular on Myspace. Completed recently a two year course studying Graphic Design, and is now dead smart. Determined in her bid to become even more of a bum, has chosen to carry on studying for another three years for a BA at university. Presently employed as an info-desk bitch at Housebase. Currently residing in a town infested by chavs and that, desperate for a break. Talks a considerable amount of bollocks. Muse are the soundtrack to her life - for now. Is a procrastinator, and is probably doing it right now. She pulls a stupid face when dancing. Typically, believes its important to point out she hates deciphering text talk...She is not Dr. Dolittle. If you make her laugh (intentionally), she will love you forever. |
 | Blog | 2 posts | view all |  |  |  | "Bad Pic" wrote at 13:27 on 11 Oct 2008 |  | You know guys, no one MAKES you put photos of yourself on here. You can continue whining that it's not a flattering picture of yourself, but ultimately you're the simpleton who uploaded it. If it's such a bad freakin' photo, don't use it.
Incontrovertibly, you're anticipating a torrent of "dnt b silly ur gawjus!" comments. Which makes you an arse of epic magnitude. |
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 If I was a Millionaire...
 I'd blow it all on Custard Creams, and then liposuction.
Anyway, send me a message. Don't ask me for my "MSN" since I'll only hurl copius amounts of abuse at you. Why not actually start an interesting conversation? Tell me a joke. Do whatever. Make it worthwhile, damn you.
I think it's fair to point out that "ohsokinkyboi" is the most degrading Faceparty username ever. I'm not ohsokinky, but would like to thank the previous owner for allowing me to hijack his profi |
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|  |   | Personal Stats Interests Being a typical studenty bum. Makes me happy Cups of tea. Makes me sad Exchanging money for things I need. Perfect Partner One strapping, dark-haired, dark-eyed beefcake. Bad habits Being really, really ridiculously good looking. Cigarettes I don't smoke Alcohol I don't drink Drugs I don't use drugs Race White / Caucasian Hair Flowing and radiant, and 59% not mine. Eyes Green |
 | Favourite Things Food Fruit Pastilles. The bag ones though. Music I grew out of emo years ago. TV Show BOOSH, BOOSH, STRONGER THAN A MOOSE. Author Ugh, that requires actual reading. Movie Anything with a sequel. And another... Night Club / Bar Jongleurs! Comedy and a disco. Hurrah! Animals Charizard. Person Dr. Alan Statham Place My heartless, miserable dwelling that is my room. Possession/Thing My drumkit. |
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