 | | Name: | Van Haylen | | | | Details: | 20 years old (Leo), Female, In Relationship, Straight | | | Location: | Classified, United Kingdom | | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/ohsokinkyboi |
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In my own words
I've been jinxed with the cruddiest user-name ever. It wasn't my decision. This profile was the result of a trade with a picture of my foot. You think I'm kidding.
Currently studying a BA in Graphic design and illustration at university, I'm your typical studenty bum, minus the non-stop drinking and crazy parties.
I'm the sort of person who listens and observes more than talk. This is solely a result of shyness, I'll come out of my shell eventually, at which point you'll probably start wondering what kind of drugs I'm on.
Normally, I haven't had a good day unless I've done, said or witnessed something hysterically funny. I enjoy stepping over lines, metaphorically and literally. I spell good, this doesn't mean I'll condemn you for using poor English, however this doesn't make me liable to respond or interact with you. |
| Blog | | | | | Let's get this straight
wrote at 9:03 on 19 Nov 2009 | | | I'm in one pretty happy relationship. Whether you're a fake with an automated message, or genuinely up for a fuck, you can go away. I do not want to talk to you on MSN. So please conserve your finger typing energy on someone else. |
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My Pet Hate...
Regarding those who write on their profile "No pervs plz" or "dnt ask 4 cam fun" and suchlike, has it ever occurred to you that posting photos of yourself inadequately clad in suggestive, vulgar poses is the exact kind of thing that attracts that type of attention?
You probably have 80+ photos of you bending over/fellating arbitrary phallic objects, and you're whining about idiots who are trying it on. Who the hell do you think you're kidding, dirtbag. |
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| | | Personal Stats Interests
Laughing at other people's misfortune/stupidity. Makes me happy
Cups of tea. Makes me sad
Paying for stuff. Perfect Partner
Tall, dark, handsome? Shut up, you're not real. Bad habits
Being really, really ridiculously good looking. Cigarettes
I don't smoke Alcohol
I don't drink Drugs
I don't use drugs Race
White / Caucasian Hair
Yes. Lots Eyes
Green |
| Favourite Things Food
Fruit Pastilles. The bag ones though. Music
Muse and Incubus are the soundtrack to my life. TV Show
Heroes, Green Wing.. Author
Ugh, that requires actual reading. Movie
Anything with a sequel. And another... Night Club / Bar
Don't be stupid. Animals
Bulbasaur Person
I'd tell you, but you'd only get jealous. Place
Here, in my room. Possession/Thing
My drumkit, it's like my baby. |
| Details Last logged on 20 november 2009 at 10:10pm Last modified 14 November 2009 Original Old Skool Member Created on 21 November 2004 Visitors 55,591 visitors |
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