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Name: _________
Details: 18 years old, Male, Bisexual
Location: United Kingdom
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Going to the gym: Walk in and hand your membership card to the Slovenian bird at reception with a stern look, dont smile at her (you dont want to get too friendly as this might undermine your credibility in the future when youre screaming at her for not letting you in when youve forgotten your card at some point), maintain steely eye contact. In fact, this is the only eye contact you are allowed from now on. Catching anyone elses eye, either in the changing room or in the actual gym will lead them to believe that you are flirting or that you are easy, available and looking. And looking is a totally undignified way of finding.
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dom91 wrote...18:18 - 2 Nov 2009
ur gawjus babe!! xx
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-fink- wrote...17:36 - 8 Oct 2009
That's better =)
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taranga15 wrote...23:23 - 5 Oct 2009
hey
awesome profile =]
how are you?
x
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cybercow wrote...16:49 - 11 Sep 2009
You wouldnt need to ask me twice bbz x <3
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nathwoza wrote...19:18 - 31 Aug 2009
more like 60 seconds
and it was :(
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mister_alex wrote...0:18 - 25 Aug 2009
Mate, looking hot!!
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_disturbd_ wrote...10:34 - 24 Aug 2009
aw yey well done :)
i mean, fuck you, you sussex cunt. or something.
i live with 2 girls from sussex so i cant hate you THAT much x
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slb4ever wrote...0:25 - 21 Aug 2009
fit!! =)
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x0xscottygirl wrote...21:55 - 18 Aug 2009
wot a hottie x
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kaz_miz_bad_gal wrote...21:52 - 18 Aug 2009
OH MY GOD your gorgeous
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I don't smoke

Alcohol
I like to get drunk

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I have a drug problem

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White / Caucasian

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Brown

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Slim, Toned Smooth

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Lost, Family Guy, Desperate Housewives

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Bret Easton Ellis

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Kill Bill, Emperors New Groove, Drag me to Hell

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