 |  | Name: | Ali / "You in the bushes" | |  | | Details: | 19 years old (Gemini), Female, Single, Straight |  | | Location: | Glasgow City Centre :), United Kingdom |  | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/pimpmyalidotcom |
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  In my own words
 i am Ali
i live in the city centre of glasgow in my bitchin flat cause im not a student and i work too much.
i do Accounts and shit for Esure. We actually hold a monthly Harold Bishop Day in my team. I'm not even kidding.
i also now work in the nightclub Byblos.
breaking my hips as a child is catching up on me.i walk like an old person when its chilly.
my brother brought me back a cock-shaped pepper shaker with hash leaves all over it from Amsterdam. He's so epic.
isnt Manu Chao really fucking addictive? he reminds me of someone i truly adore. awwww.
i love when callum texts me at 3am because its usually like "ALI I JUST BONED SOME CHICK AND..." |
 | Blog | 5 posts | view all |  |  |  | ok so. wrote at 14:21 on 1 Nov 2009 |  | sunday, in bed, with Kraft cheesy pasta, Family Guy and a ton of marlboros for a non smoker I seem to be smoking a ridiculous amount these days. which i suppose makes me a casual smoker if such things exist.
my dad just phoned me and went "i was walking to my mates last night and some wee 16 year old punched me in the face!!" he's amazing.
oh lawd. im bored. giggity. |
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 In A Perfect World...
 i'd drive around a little purple micra, happy as a clam. i would work abroad as a Polish translator or Customs Officer and i would be able to eat as many Big Macs as i wanted without my arse doing un-attractive things.
i'm pretty easy pleased to be honest. |
  | Comments | 10 of 175 | post a comment | view all |  |  |  | |  |  |  | |  |  |  | |  |  |  | |  | pjohnj wrote... | 21:27 - 4 Oct 2009 |  | even better, fat ppl make u sad lol aha awsome! x |  |  |  | | send message |
|  |  |  | |  | pjohnj wrote... | 21:18 - 4 Oct 2009 |  | makes u happy....banana hammocks placebo awsome! x x x |  |  |  | | send message |
|  |  |  | |  |  |  | |  |  |  | |  |  |  | |  | andrew606 wrote... | 0:08 - 15 Sep 2009 |  | | I do feel a bit silly writting this, cos i do doubt im ur type... but u really are beautiful and i just wanted u 2 no that x |  |  |  | | send message |
|  |  |  | |  | calluminkster wrote... | 3:05 - 6 Sep 2009 |  | Think you'v seen me? Hm i doubt it as i live in West Lothian, not Glasgow. Although pretty close i guess. Maybe if you were in Livingston. I havn't ever seen you, trust me - i'd remember if i did :) xxx |  |  |  | | send message |
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|  |   | Personal Stats Interests Polski. Makes me happy banana hammocks Makes me sad fat people in banana hammocks. Perfect Partner breathtaking. and tattooed. Bad habits raping melons. and pies. Cigarettes I smoke occasionally Alcohol I drink occasionally Drugs I don't use drugs Race White / Caucasian Hair everyone seems to want to touch it now? Eyes Green Body Type Slim |
 | Favourite Things Food my own Turkish Delight... Music Placebo,NOFX,The King Blues, MSI, Op.Ivy,Crass TV Show Nothing to Declare,Passport Patrol. Author Louis Theroux Movie all kinds of filth. Night Club / Bar Bier Halle, Cathouse,Polo Lounge,Classic Grand Animals inflatable sheep. Person Molko,Itch Fox Website Click here to view Place santa eularia Possession/Thing naked wednesdays. |
 | Details Last logged on 17 november 2009 at 6:07pm Last modified 16 November 2009 Original Old Skool Member Created on 3 December 2006 Visitors 170,134 visitors |
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