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Name: Ali / "You in the bushes"
Details: 19 years old (Gemini), Female, Single, Straight
Location: Glasgow City Centre :), United Kingdom
Profile Link:www.faceparty.com/pimpmyalidotcom
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the night i met Dave.
 
thoroughly hungover on a train somewhere.
 
In my own words

i am Ali

i live in the city centre of glasgow in my bitchin flat cause im not a student and i work too much.

i do Accounts and shit for Esure. We actually hold a monthly Harold Bishop Day in my team. I'm not even kidding.

i also now work in the nightclub Byblos.

breaking my hips as a child is catching up on me.i walk like an old person when its chilly.

my brother brought me back a cock-shaped pepper shaker with hash leaves all over it from Amsterdam.
He's so epic.

isnt Manu Chao really fucking addictive? he reminds me of someone i truly adore. awwww.

i love when callum texts me at 3am because its usually like "ALI I JUST BONED SOME CHICK AND..."
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ok so.
wrote at 14:21 on 1 Nov 2009
sunday, in bed, with Kraft cheesy pasta, Family Guy and a ton of marlboros
for a non smoker I seem to be smoking a ridiculous amount these days.
which i suppose makes me a casual smoker if such things exist.

my dad just phoned me and went
"i was walking to my mates last night and some wee 16 year old punched me in the face!!"
he's amazing.

oh lawd. im bored. giggity.
In A Perfect World...

i'd drive around a little purple micra, happy as a clam.
i would work abroad as a Polish translator or Customs Officer and i would be able to eat as many Big Macs as i wanted without my arse doing un-attractive things.

i'm pretty easy pleased to be honest.
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blackrise666 wrote...21:00 - 25 Oct 2009
hey sexipants how are u
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pranging-out wrote...2:22 - 20 Oct 2009
god i'm so smooth
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pranging-out wrote...2:22 - 20 Oct 2009
hahaha i like you
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pjohnj wrote...21:27 - 4 Oct 2009
even better, fat ppl make u sad lol
aha awsome!
x
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pjohnj wrote...21:18 - 4 Oct 2009
makes u happy....banana hammocks
placebo awsome!
x x x
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standandfight wrote...23:55 - 27 Sep 2009
hows you?
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standandfight wrote...23:52 - 27 Sep 2009
evening...
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maddie09 wrote...2:16 - 27 Sep 2009
gosh you look very pretty in your profile photo x
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andrew606 wrote...0:08 - 15 Sep 2009
I do feel a bit silly writting this, cos i do doubt im ur type... but u really are beautiful and i just wanted u 2 no that x
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calluminkster wrote...3:05 - 6 Sep 2009
Think you'v seen me? Hm i doubt it as i live in West Lothian, not Glasgow. Although pretty close i guess. Maybe if you were in Livingston. I havn't ever seen you, trust me - i'd remember if i did :)
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Personal Stats

Interests
Polski.

Makes me happy
banana hammocks

Makes me sad
fat people in banana hammocks.

Perfect Partner
breathtaking. and tattooed.

Bad habits
raping melons. and pies.

Cigarettes
I smoke occasionally

Alcohol
I drink occasionally

Drugs
I don't use drugs

Race
White / Caucasian

Hair
everyone seems to want to touch it now?

Eyes
Green

Body Type
Slim 

Favourite Things

Food
my own Turkish Delight...

Music
Placebo,NOFX,The King Blues, MSI, Op.Ivy,Crass

TV Show
Nothing to Declare,Passport Patrol.

Author
Louis Theroux

Movie
all kinds of filth.

Night Club / Bar
Bier Halle, Cathouse,Polo Lounge,Classic Grand

Animals
inflatable sheep.

Person
Molko,Itch Fox

Website
Click here to view

Place
santa eularia

Possession/Thing
naked wednesdays.

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Last modified 16 November 2009

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