 |    In my own words
 over 100 000 visitors, im touched. perhaps im becoming some sort of Faceparty celebrity A Jesus if you will...
im Ali, i am an insurance advisor for Esure and i live alone which is fabulous
i enjoy Bier Halle, cheapy shots in Franksteins and watching Ross Anderson tell every bouncer that he looks like a sex offender.
My best friend is Christopher Mone. We are like some odd transgender couple. His mum thinks i am a boy he is dating which is fucking hilarious. We sit up til 3am discussing important issues such as the Betterware catalogue. We have been doing this for 4 years... i love him.
i dont understand womens fashion and i like to pierce my face lots and lots cause i get bored and stuff.
i'd write something interesting here but its 4am and i dont like 4am... |
 | Blog | 5 posts | view all |  |  |  | haha i just got.. wrote at 20:26 on 3 Oct 2008 |  | my eyebrow pierced again except HORIZONTALLY fucking sex |
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 In A Perfect World...
 i'd have a cute man with hair down to his waist...or someone like brian molko....surely theres one out there somewhere?! wait no....cover brian molko in melted chocolate and give me that? oh god i need a lie down |
  | Comments | 10 of 75 | post a comment | view all |  |  |  | |  |  |  | |  | randy18 wrote... | 20:28 - 3 Oct 2008 |  | | wen we gettin married your gawjus xx o.j xx wud u lik2 to chat |  |  |  | | send message |
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|  |   | Personal Stats Interests Naked Sundays,Naked Wednesdays...naked everydays! Makes me happy romanian tunes Makes me sad trying to get up the stairs out of Bier Halle... Perfect Partner a man that's juicy like watermelon Bad habits the last shot of golschlagger...always a mistake. Cigarettes I don't smoke Alcohol I drink occasionally Drugs I don't use drugs Race White / Caucasian Hair too long and a bit messy Eyes Green Body Type Slim |
 | Favourite Things Food Big Macs. I was fat in a past life. Music Placebo,Orgy, KMFDM, Zeromancer, Juanes etc TV Show QI, Stephen Fry is a genius Author erm erm erm Movie American History X Night Club / Bar Mirage, Ibiza, Cathouse,Glasgow Animals *insert ann summers joke here* Person Chris Mone,GET YO MAMMARY GLANDS OUT FOR THE LADS Website Click here to view Place Ibiza Possession/Thing anything inappropriate |
 | Details Last logged on 12 october 2008 at 5:45am Last modified 10 October 2008 Created on 3 December 2006 Visitors 104,274 visitors |
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