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Why can't life be as simple as him/her/it/thing upstairs intended it to be?
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Name: pina-colada
Details: 39 years old (Cancer), Female, Single, Straight
Location: North London, United Kingdom
Profile Link:www.faceparty.com/pina-colada
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gone with the faries....!
 
me looking interested.... :S
 
 
 
In my own words

I'm down to earth, a bit barmy, and got a gob like Mike Reid (so I've been told...) probably a face like Pat Butcher also, but who cares? Least it's not Pauline Fowler.... If you're strange, deranged, an Albanian drug peddler, wanting to meet up for sex because you can't get it elsewhere, offering nude modelling or any other seedy or dirty activities, then go bother someone with a bit less class.
In A Perfect World...

I'd have smaller thighs, earn more money, live in a nice house, not worry so much about things.
Men would not be allowed to rule the country, Take That would not have made a comeback, every weekend would be a bank holiday, the Congestion Charge was never thought up and Mayor Ken worked at Butlins as a Redcoat instead of ruining London.
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RHL Away Day (Nice) May 07
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Cancun May 07
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Favorite Things

Food
Tapas, fillet steak, creme eggs

Music
The cheesier the better!

TV Show
Prison Break, Desperate Housewives

Author
Mills and Boon

Movie
don't do films

Night Club / Bar
any with alcoholic beverages

Animals
penguins

Person
Jenny, Channie, Miche, Nickipickle

Place
Cancun

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