 |  | Name: | pina-colada | |  | | Details: | 39 years old (Cancer), Female, Single, Straight |  | | Location: | North London, United Kingdom |  | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/pina-colada |
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  In my own words
 I'm down to earth, a bit barmy, and got a gob like Mike Reid (so I've been told...) probably a face like Pat Butcher also, but who cares? Least it's not Pauline Fowler.... If you're strange, deranged, an Albanian drug peddler, wanting to meet up for sex because you can't get it elsewhere, offering nude modelling or any other seedy or dirty activities, then go bother someone with a bit less class. |
 In A Perfect World...
 I'd have smaller thighs, earn more money, live in a nice house, not worry so much about things. Men would not be allowed to rule the country, Take That would not have made a comeback, every weekend would be a bank holiday, the Congestion Charge was never thought up and Mayor Ken worked at Butlins as a Redcoat instead of ruining London. |
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|  |   | Favorite Things Food Tapas, fillet steak, creme eggs Music The cheesier the better! TV Show Prison Break, Desperate Housewives Author Mills and Boon Movie don't do films Night Club / Bar any with alcoholic beverages Animals penguins Person Jenny, Channie, Miche, Nickipickle Place Cancun |
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