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MAN COMES HOME FROM THE PUB AFTER A VERY HEVY DAY OF DRINKING AS HE WALKS IN HIS WIFE SAY OK SMART ASS EXPLAIN THE LIPSTICK ON YOUR SHIRT THATS EASY SAYS THE GUY I USED MY SHIRT TO WIPE MY COCK
AN OCTOPUS WALKS INTO A BAR AND SAYS I CAN PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENT YOU LIKE. AN ENGLISHMAN GIVES HIM A GUITER WITCH HE PLAYS BETTER THAN HENDRIX. THE IRISHMAN GIVE HIM A PIANO WHICH HE PLAYS BETTER THAN ELTON. THE SCOTSMAN THROWS HIM A SET OF BAG PIPES. THE OCTOPUS FUMBLES ABOUT FOR A COUPLE OF MINUTES AND THE SCOTSMAN SAYS WHAT'S WRONG CAN YE NO PLAY IT? THE OCTOPUS SAYS 'PLAY IT?-I'M GONNA FUCK HER BRAINS OUT ONCE I GET HER PHJAMAS OFF!
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