 | In my own words
Womens English. 1. Yes = No. 2. No = Yes. 3. Maybe = No. 4. We need = I want. 5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry. 6. We need to talk = You're in trouble. 7. Sure, go ahead = You better not. 8. Do what you want = You'll pay for this later. 9. I am not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron! 10. You're very attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
TOP TEN THINGS A MAN WOULD DO IF HE WOKE UP AND HAD A VAGINA FOR A DAY: 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half. 8. See if they could finally do the splits. 7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet. 6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch. 5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes...BEFORE closing time. 4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first. 3. Go to the gynaecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video |
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| Comments | 10 of 10 | post a comment | view all | | | | | | stonedagen wrote... | 14:11 - 11 Jul 2007 | | ah well you know variety is the spice of life after all ..the good bad and the ugly ..rude people show their ignorance and lack of intelligence so i just let em get on with it ;o)
PS...you can bring the rope lol | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | christinatheribena wrote... | 20:01 - 9 Jun 2007 | | | thanks 4 da comment babez, ur lovely, wanna spar sumtime?(or maybe just the gettin sweaty bit, eh?) lol!xx | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | | | | | funkyv01 wrote... | 20:00 - 30 May 2007 | | | hi sexy how are you im really good looking forward to the weekend im going party fancy coming !?x x x x x | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | | | | | shkeely wrote... | 15:50 - 29 May 2007 | | | Awwww bless ya are sweet are you, course a do lol x | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | xxsexydannii wrote... | 3:21 - 22 May 2007 | | wot can i say hun ?
lol
THIS GUY IS A MAD HEAD BUT I THINK HES THE BEST XX | | | | | send message |
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