 |    In my own words
 im six foot one and im tons o fun!! Thats actually wrong cuz im six foot two, but that rhymes with poo |
 My Best Day...
 Was when i attacked Christiano 'the peanut head' Ronaldo with an industrial meat grinder. I actually enjoyed hearing him scream in agony as i mashed his toes into a meaty pulp. Well OK that was a dream i had but it was still quite satisfying!! |
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|  |   | Personal Stats Interests Ladies bums, DJ'ing, Football, Beer Makes me happy Free Beer Makes me sad spoon resistant badgers Perfect Partner yes i am Bad habits I poke badgers with spoons Cigarettes I don't smoke Alcohol I like to get drunk Drugs I seldom use drugs Race White / Caucasian Hair cut with an axe by a naked lesbian Eyes Blue Body Type Medium Build, Muscles Smooth |
 | Favourite Things Food 2 sausages on a plate with wine gums Music House music, funky, electro, dirty TV Show Match of the Day Author Mr squirty wants to write in your love tunnel Movie Blow Night Club / Bar Missmoneypennys/ fuel/hidden/Bambu Animals Yes i am Person Alan 'There's only one' Shearer Website Click here to view Place next to a beer pump Possession/Thing My pet prawn Horrice |
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