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smurfette_jade
Lets get retarded in herrrre... (I own Paul MWAHAHAHA) :D
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Name: Jade
Details: 34 years old (Libra), Female, Single, Straight
Location: Winchester (soon to be Portsmouth babbay), Hampshire, United Kingdom
Profile Link:www.faceparty.com/smurfette_jade
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ey up chuck
 
Coolest cunt on fp (besides me of course) :P
 
Booyah :/
 
He can't afford paper :/
 
In my own words

Hellooo is it me you're looking for? (I doubt it!)

They call me Jade/Titch/Midgey/Jadie Babie/Smurfette/Trouble

Sarcasm rocks my lil size five socks

Boom shake shake shakeeee the room

Au revoir madame/monsieur
Laters 'gaters
Kfanxbyeee
<3

OH AND I COME ON HERE TO RELIEVE BOREDOM, SO DON'T OFFER TO WANK YOUR ONE INCH WONDER OR FIST YOUR DOG ON CAM FOR ME TYTYTY
If I was a Millionaire...

I wouldn't have to keep sucking people off to fund my Dr.Pepper addiction :S
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Retardenss of me
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What a legendddd
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<3 fan(nies) <3
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Favorite Things

Food
KnobCHEESE, flavoured quavers, popcorn chicken

Music
Makes the peopleeee come together :D

TV Show
Family guy, Skins, IT crowd, South Park

Movie
The lost boys,Rise of the footsoldier,Greenstreet

Night Club / Bar
If it sells alcohol... I'M THERE

Animals
Pot-bellied pig, (chocolate) Moose, (rowland) Rat

Person
Hitler...and Paul is the sex TBH <3

Place
Pub... i'm an alcoholic =/

Possession/Thing
My mangina...it brings all the boys to the yard!

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