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| Blog | 4 posts | view all | | | | Talking dirty
wrote at 5:24 on 22 May 2009 | | I get really weirded out by trying to talk dirty.
I realise that I cant say words like, 'cock', 'sex' or 'flick that bean' without giggling like a 5 year old school girl.
Then, when i giggle, my moobs wobble.
Which makes me laugh more.
Then my belly goes, so I chuckle a little more.
Then, in fits of laughter, jelly belly wobbling, man boobs swaying, she leans over and says "Seargent Sausage is going to meet Captain Cludge".
WELL... forgive me if I wee a little.
Watersports any1 |
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My Funniest Moment...
well, it wasn't really funny, per say.
Anyway, I was basically pissed on by a dog, in circumstances so unbelievably comical, to write it down would be ruin the memory of the event.
Just picture a dog, a train, some tree's, a tame monkey, a transvestite riding a donkey and foam. Lots of foam. |
| Comments | 10 of 1584 | post a comment | view all | | | | | | omg-its-kris wrote... | 23:27 - 7 Nov 2009 | | | Well.. I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes :] | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | | | | | bluejam wrote... | 12:28 - 6 Nov 2009 | | sadly, i don;t trust you around my flip-chart stand, you big giant handed twat =]
you'll have to go hungry in your quest for pie (charts). hahaha. just aquick joke about pie charts there. | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | lutonswhiteboy wrote... | 0:38 - 1 Oct 2009 | | http://i623.photobucket.com/al bums/tt311/lolatthecandle/unex plainable_picture.jpg
I don't know why this made me think of you. | | | | | send message |
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