 | | Name: | Kelly | | | | Details: | 24 years old (Virgo), Female, Open Minded | | | Location: | Fife in mental asylum/straddling ur sister, United Kingdom | | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/summerk0 |
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In my own words
Dont get on the wrong side of me. I only associate with those with a sense of humour.Vodka is a way of life, if you dont accept that, you'll despise me more than you probably do already.Im easy to love.But hard to please.Im the one most likely to shave off your eyebrows or something during a party.Im like that.Deal with it.Appreciate that tattoos are a form of art.Im extremely pleased with my 6.All courtesy of Derrick Young of Yankee Tattoos in Dundee.My tongue piercing can raise a smile too.As well as my impression of craaaig daaaavid from Bo Selecta and my rendition of The Darkness I Believe in a Thing Called Love.
HATE the anorexics on here that claim to be models. you get paid to take ur clothes off...does that not make u basically a HOOKER?Get a real fuckin job instead of bein the aim of someones spunk stain.DONT even get me STARTED on the ones offerin to sell their scanty pix on here.
I AM REAL!! CAM TO PROVE YOU MUGS! |
| Blog | | | | | Ive just discovered this!
wrote at 14:12 on 2 Sep 2009 | | After being on here for years I have just discovered this here part of the profile!! wow...
I can rant for dayssss now!!!
My first rant is.... my redneck and bitch ratings!!! WHY! How can you rate someone something based on personality explorism.... im a bitch-neck im a bitch-neck im a bitch-neck.... *goes off singing to the tune of sesame street* |
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The Meaning Of Life...
Life Should Not Be A Journey To The Grave With The Intention Of Arriving Safely In A Attractive And Well Preserved Body, But Rather To Skid In Sideways - vodka In One Hand - A fag In The Other - Body Throroughly Fucked Up, Totally Burnt Oot And Screaming GIES A LINE!!!!.. |
| Comments | 10 of 86 | post a comment | view all | | | | | | | | | | | | | | singlesclub wrote... | 14:18 - 9 Nov 2009 | | | My comp and msn is dumper truck...keeps crashing ! By the way Daddy Longlegs often live in large numbers in caves or other sheltered places ;0x | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | msministry wrote... | 18:40 - 23 Oct 2009 | | | lmfao! aaahahahaha! you know I think I caught a glimpse of the deposits of your colon calamities bellowing past my window one night - you eat a high fibre diet much?? This weekend Im indulging in overtime at work because i'm a bam and I obviously enjoy torturing myself. In the past 3 weeks I got another tattoo - on my hand, 5 blood samples taken from me in hospital which I watched in delightful glee, a drip slammed into my veins and I let my drunken mate shoot me in the ear cartilage with his pi | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | msministry wrote... | 18:25 - 21 Oct 2009 | | | My god!! :O I've never known anyone to go to so much trouble to be with me! awwww babezzz..:P Even if you ended up just a head with no eyeballs in your ocular cavities I would love that eyeless head with everything I have inside of me. Have you packed that spleen with ice? put some sawdust on your anal canal it will be right as rain in no time, and im sure the consumption of the vodka over the weekend would have been a mighty fine morphine hit in that condition..! xxx | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | msministry wrote... | 21:58 - 15 Oct 2009 | | | Sorree :( I didnt want to post the micro meal to ya from when I was in Majorca - im sure it woulda tasted kinda funky by the time it reached ya - and cold, so very cold. But now im back! to let you know! I can really...put that meal on for ya now - DO YA LOVE ME?! (OMG Whit a wanker am urr, swear tae gawd! :S) RIP Sway-Z x x | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | bitchybecz wrote... | 12:57 - 12 Oct 2009 | | Ive exceeded my daily messaging amount...pfft lame!!
your lush....so basically fancy a chat gimme a shout nd ill well....pleasure and increase that sex drive hehe ;)
for the fact u love vodka....i like u lol...honest... the way forward....gota love the thing bout the tounge thoe ;)
becci xx | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | kalpika wrote... | 11:02 - 6 Oct 2009 | | | and here i was thinking that i had my life priorities in order... here's to you chick ! :D | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | kalpika wrote... | 17:49 - 3 Oct 2009 | | oooft..
(swali for some beaty related adjective)
i swear ! | | | | | send message |
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| | | Personal Stats Interests
Im interested in a lot of things,ask me+c!.... Makes me happy
My 2 sons.sunshine.£££.cuddles.MUSIC! Makes me sad
MEN MESSAGING!! GO AWAY!!!! Perfect Partner
Mr Smirnoff..i love u LOL Bad habits
TELLIN DICK TO BOLT!! Cigarettes
I smoke Alcohol
I like to get drunk Race
White / Caucasian Hair
veryyyy blooonde Eyes
Green Body Type
Average |
| Favourite Things Food
Mash potatoes! Gravy.chinese curry.carrots.onions Music
Nirvana,Staind,Kings of Leon,Johnny Cash TV Show
Shameless.Eastenders. Author
Irvine Welsh Movie
Chicken Little~White Chicks~transformers Night Club / Bar
The Gin House (St Andrews)~KDY~D-Dee Animals
W-O-M-E-N Person
my two boys Cody and Conner Website
Click here to view Place
in the dark.i'm a freak with no conscience!! Possession/Thing
Mobile.The Sex.Sons.My car. |
| Details Last logged on 12 november 2009 at 10:59am Last modified 12 November 2009 Original Old Skool Member Created on 25 April 2002 Visitors 91,448 visitors |
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