 | | Name: | Rumplestiltskin | | | | Details: | 99 years old, Male | | | Location: | can be a state of mind, United Kingdom | | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/the_egg51 |
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In my own words
Still an old guitar twanging, slapheaded lardarse on the lookout for someone who will tickle my funny bone. Txt spk idjits need not apply. Quirkier the better. Everyone add a couple of lines to this song (Thanks veryabstract for first contribution) I caught your eye as you threw me a glance Drinking diet Tango when you asked me to dance My heart went all bubbly as I made my advance. I was so delighted I nearly pissed my pants. I dont follow rules,i make my own Come on I said lets get in my car within seconds my hands were inside your bra so we took to the floor and we started to prance. like parkinson sufferers with ants in our pants. so i slid right over an started poppin my moves,gettin down an dirty 2 the funky spunky grooves..i stood on her toe she slapped me in the face,i kneecapped the bitch so she had a use 4 her leg brace |
| Blog | 5 posts | view all | | | | What a night
wrote at 10:35 on 11 Sep 2008 | | Went out last night, got drunk and ended up with an enormous gash on my head.
She went home after brekky
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My Best Day...
winning the lottery. I'm going to spend it on women, alcohol, fast cars and holidays. The rest I'll waste |
| Comments | 10 of 24 | post a comment | view all | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | slapmebum wrote... | 9:22 - 11 Sep 2008 | | really exciting stuff going shoppin i dont no how to contain myself lol
doing nowt love bored what about u ? x x x | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | | | | | cherrydoll wrote... | 16:07 - 15 Aug 2008 | | | Oh my god your profile and pictures are the funniest things i have seen in along time!! Love it babe. Kat xx | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | | | | | angelhoneyxx wrote... | 1:01 - 10 May 2008 | | Bet Ur Fooking Comatose Now!!!
Leave That Wine Alone!!!!
PMSLMSEXYAO
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Lots of shares Makes me happy
Funny bastards Makes me sad
Femfresh abuse Perfect Partner
You're having a giraffe Bad habits
Gollum.... oh, habits, daft twat. Sheesh... Race
White / Caucasian Hair
a bit Eyes
Blue Body Type
Average Slightly Hairy |
| Favourite Things Food
Snozzcumbers Music
The alluring sound of rustling sterling TV Show
You mean like Lily Savage? Author
Editor FHM Movie
Takes too much time Night Club / Bar
Any bar I can still see over at chucking out time Animals
Lamb c/w rosemary or mint sauce Person
Still looking in the mirror Website
Click here to view Place
Prefer smoked salmon Possession/Thing
Belongs to Addams family |
| Details Last logged on 18 november 2008 at 10:57am Last modified 24 August 2008 Created on 17 September 2006 Visitors 13,859 visitors |
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