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Name:	Bryony

Details:	18 years old (Scorpio), Female, In Relationship, Straight

Location:	Matlock, Derbyshire. Fuck yeah., United Kingdom

Profile Link:	www.faceparty.com/thebeeb

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In my own words

I'm sarcastic.

and impulsive.

i drink pints.

i like interesting folk, and those who find me interesting.

i dislike children.

i've recently discovered a new love for beans on toast.

i'm lazy.

but i can talk for hours about the world and the things in it.

i like making situations uncomfortable.

and ''high-fiving'' people inappropriately.

i like making up insults and using them.

hilarious.

i like ranting for ages about things that don't matter at all.

and taking things too far.

i like films when people die horrendously.

and sitting around in my pants.

i like to think.

i love to laugh.

and each day i try and make myself a better person...

i'm getting there.

I adore climbing trees; midnight walks; breakfast in bed; potato wedges
and being unemployed.

i despise stubbing my toe; cat food; soup spoons
and being unemployed.

but what can you do.

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bastard can openers! wrote at 9:30 on 14 Mar 2008

i was making myself a tuna pasta bake as you do, and realised the TUNA was missing, so i found a can opener and proceeded to attempt to open the can. i couldn't DO it. it took me - no joke - 20 minutes to figure out how to do it. by this time the can was bashed to shit from my attempts. so i finally get it half open - tuna juice goes EVERYWHERE and i cut my finger open on the can. dropped the can with a ''nooo!'' my cat ate the tuna. i bled for 2 hours. i don't even LIKE tuna

My Eternal Dilemma...

is why do shop assistant's always give change on top of the receipt? It is one of, if not THE bain of my life. If you are reading this, and you are one of these dreadful people who, by the way, are THE problem with society, sort yourself out.

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cyrix_cypha wrote...

10:44 - 5 Nov 2008

HIGH FIIIIVE

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markbrutal wrote...

13:51 - 20 Oct 2008

beautiful

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colinm45 wrote...

13:41 - 20 Oct 2008

fancy a pint?am buying of course xx

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marty--85 wrote...

18:51 - 20 Sep 2008

hiya there hows u? wot u upto? u wana chat? u got msn?

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grungeisdead wrote...

10:20 - 8 Sep 2008

haha aye its not mine tho so i cannae take credit, its by some dude called john cooper clarke, your story about tuna made me piss myself hahahahaha, i remember cutting my thumb open when i was lil opening a can of coke, bastard metal objects of danger! yay for the kitty getting her chow on, they go fuckin spare for tyooona.
how be yourself mush, and loads of pictures of you fact and theres only ten. hehehe ive got more pics on here than most chicks :D

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grungeisdead wrote...

9:38 - 8 Sep 2008

I wanna be your vacuum cleaner
breathing in your dust
I wanna be your Ford Cortina
I will never rust
If you like your coffee hot
let me be your coffee pot
You call the shots
I wanna be yours
I wanna be your raincoat
for those frequent rainy days
I wanna be your dreamboat
when you want to sail away
Let me be your teddy bear
take me with you anywhere
I dont care
I wanna be yours
I wanna be your electric meter
I will not run out
I wanna be the electric heater

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dougie_g wrote...

10:55 - 7 Sep 2008

just reading your profile made me laugh.. compliment =P xx

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dougie_g wrote...

19:58 - 6 Sep 2008

looool you're the man ;] xx

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steve-t-88 wrote...

14:04 - 6 Sep 2008

hey hows u? i gt the day off work due to my leisure centre heating breakin hehe but i havnt been paid recently so im stuck in tonight while my friends to my m8s birthday do :(. im so bored ive resorted to messaging on here haha anyway if u gt msn wud it b rude for me to ask for ur addy :) luv steve xxx

love ur profile even if it did take me a while haha

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