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thesonglessbird
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Name: Dan.
Details: 25 years old, Male, Straight
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
Profile Link:www.faceparty.com/thesonglessbird
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likklestar is a mucky bitch ;)
 
Alan Partridge fancy dress!
 
 
In my own words

I just love receiving things in the post. The postwoman is really hot and I like to furiously masturbate over things she has touched. When signing for things I often touch her hand when giving her the pen back. One day I will invite her in and have sex with her. Dead body.
My Worst Day...

was when my mum died. She's not really dead. Gutted if yours is though.
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crazy-tomboy wrote...17:20 - 1 Aug 2008
I have £20.00
Can I wrap you up in spangly paper and give you to Chris as a bum fun gift?
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likklestar wrote...10:10 - 10 Jul 2008
i got a ratty in my knicker wot r u gonna do
i gotta ratty in my knickers and it is all 4u
now come and feast on my rat thats wot u gotta do
dont b afraid and give it a lil chew!!!
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i_need_a_hug wrote...1:12 - 10 Jul 2008
How about if I put some change in the bottom of a pint of piss?
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i_need_a_hug wrote...1:08 - 10 Jul 2008
I'll give you a tenner to put my flaccid cock in your mouth
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i_need_a_hug wrote...1:05 - 10 Jul 2008
Hands off bitch, I saw him first :p
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crazy-tomboy wrote...0:51 - 10 Jul 2008
I touch myself over the idea of me, you and him in a threesome.
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crazy-tomboy wrote...0:40 - 10 Jul 2008
I came back. I missed you too much. I'm gonna marry Chris, but I'll always think about you from time to time. Speed things up, you know
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crazy-tomboy wrote...0:39 - 10 Jul 2008
I am so in love with you.
Sigh
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shexy_babe wrote...21:02 - 26 Jun 2008
got to say, you're in my own words bit cheered up my night :) x
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candy_razors wrote...21:58 - 12 Jun 2008
it is in leeds.
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Personal Stats

Interests
Lots of things. I don't wish to share.

Makes me happy
Ponies, rainbows, sunshine, lollipops and rape.

Makes me sad
Girls with hairy fannies. Fucksake love, sort it.

Perfect Partner
Not fat. Not fucked up.

Bad habits
Rape mainly.

Cigarettes
I don't smoke

Alcohol
I like to get drunk

Drugs
I don't use drugs

Race
White / Caucasian

Hair
In rude places.

Eyes
Green

Body Type
AverageSlightly Hairy

Favourite Things

Food
Chocolate. And cheese. Yes, together.

Music
I'm a music snob. And that's a GOOD thing.

TV Show
The X-Files, Lost, BSG, 24

Author
I only ever read fucking Heat and More.

Movie
Foreign ones. But not slitty eyed geek films.

Night Club / Bar
42's / The Venue / South

Animals
No.

Person
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer.

Website
Click here to view

Place
Over there.

Possession/Thing
The underwear I stole from your house last night.

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