 | | Name: | Trace | | | | Details: | 41 years old (Libra), Female, Single, Open Minded | | | Location: | West Midlands, United Kingdom | | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/traceyxdyf |
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In my own words
Womens English. 1. Yes = No. 2. No = Yes. 3. Maybe = No. 4. We need = I want. 5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry. 6. We need to talk = You're in trouble. 7. Sure, go ahead = You better not. 8. Do what you want = You'll pay for this later. 9. I am not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron! 10. You're very attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? Mens English. 1. I am hungry = I am Hungry. 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy. 3. I am thirsty = I am thirsty. 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage. 5. I love you = Lets have sex now. 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you. 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you. 9. Can I take you out to dinner = I'd like to have sex with you. 10. Those shoes dont go with that outfit = I am gay! |
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wrote at 16:27 on 19 Nov 2007 | | FIVE RULES FOR WOMEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:
1. It is important to have a man, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It is important to have a man, who can make you laugh.
3. It is important to have a man who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
4. It is important to have a man who is really good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5. It is very, very, very important that these four men do not know each other. |
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My Pet Hate...
to be took for walk, cos him a goldfish!!! |
| Comments | 10 of 173 | post a comment | view all | | | | | | doorman4eva wrote... | 16:14 - 5 Sep 2008 | | | hi there you little cutie, what a true faceparty hottie and single as well, hummmm. Iv clearly been looking in the wrong places. If you like a (clean, none sexual) chat? then drop me a message. We can either private chat on here or you can add me on msn doorman4eva@hotmail.co.uk xxxx hope 2 hear frm u soon dave xxx | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | maddel69 wrote... | 22:25 - 31 Aug 2008 | | | wow your gorg. fit as f**K. i was just browsing through when i saw your profile/pics. your 1 of the best looking lases on here by far. just wondering if you maybe fancy a chat sometime xx soxybabes@hotmail.co.uk | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | ade20 wrote... | 17:20 - 11 Aug 2008 | | | hey how you doin?? couldnt pass your profile without saying hello, your soooo sexy x | | | | | send message |
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High heels, 19.99 - 45.99 Makes me happy
Vodka, charity events & err....World Peace! Makes me sad
Weightwatchers & Slimming World Perfect Partner
Not the one I thought....!! Bad habits
The Roper! Cigarettes
I don't like people smoking Alcohol
I drink occasionally Drugs
I despise drugs Race
White / Caucasian Hair
Dark Brown Eyes
Blue Body Type
Medium Build |
| Favourite Things Food
Slimfast....all over me chips! Music
Sharleen Spiteri, Amy Winebox, Adele,Mark Ronson TV Show
Dont watch it much... Author
Victoria Beckham....! Movie
Man on Fire,Cinderella Man,Million Dollar Baby Night Club / Bar
Prefer stayin in with mates xx Animals
Pepperami....its a bit of an animal! Person
Georgie Porge x Website
Click here to view Place
On top....and I'm not talkin bunkbeds!! Possession/Thing
My sense of humour ....(",) |
| Details Last logged on 7 september 2008 at 10:53pm Last modified 6 September 2008 Created on 6 May 2006 Visitors 666,053 visitors |
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