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Name: dave
Details: 23 years old (Libra), Male, Single, Straight
Location: location location, United Kingdom
Profile Link:www.faceparty.com/violate_me
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In my own words

hopefully it'll all be better soon.

i'm gone for a bit to make things right for us.

because i care.

back soon x
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My Eternal Dilemma...

is to find out this hypothesis....

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him ... is he still wrong??
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alissa_chicky wrote...15:22 - 3 Nov 2009
i would only allow it if there was going to be chloroform and rohypnol involved x
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alissa_chicky wrote...2:22 - 3 Nov 2009
i love it when you talk rapist x
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g3t-it-out wrote...22:59 - 2 Nov 2009
You've made me the happiest girl in the whole entire world <3
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g3t-it-out wrote...23:29 - 1 Nov 2009
I have one you can borrow.. But i bet you already have one don't you? Good try bbz <3 You don't need excuses to see me naked anymore! xx
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maxiscool wrote...7:52 - 31 Oct 2009
About 3/4 of your average turd is made of water. Of course, this value is highly variable - the water content of diarrhea is much higher, and the amount of water in poop that has been retained (voluntarily or otherwise) is lower. Water is absorbed out of fecal material as it passes through the intestine, so the longer a turd resides inside before emerging, the drier it will be.
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pauldasxcbeast wrote...7:52 - 31 Oct 2009
About 3/4 of your average turd is made of water. Of course, this value is highly variable - the water content of diarrhea is much higher, and the amount of water in poop that has been retained (voluntarily or otherwise) is lower. Water is absorbed out of fecal material as it passes through the intestine, so the longer a turd resides inside before emerging, the drier it will be.
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candy-cane wrote...4:21 - 31 Oct 2009
I'll always be your lady, baby <3
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candy-cane wrote...4:14 - 31 Oct 2009
Yes! And I'll even give you rectal exams <3 You can massage me whenever you want :]
Lets see, I could make you mac n cheese.. or pasta, or a frozen pizza <3 If we eat pasta we could be like the two dogs in Lady and the Tramp and share a noodle <3
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candy-cane wrote...4:07 - 31 Oct 2009
Ahh <3 And then when you got here I would give you massages and nurse you back to health <3 I might even cook you a meal :]
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candy-cane wrote...3:51 - 31 Oct 2009
We would be so adorable <3 Careful, if you get too cute I might actually fall in love with you <3
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Interests
interesting things

Makes me happy
happy things

Makes me sad
sad things

Perfect Partner
nobody ever, nobody will have me

Bad habits
losing everything that's ever good in my life

Cigarettes
I smoke occasionally

Alcohol
I like to get drunk

Drugs
I seldom use drugs

Race
White / Caucasian

Hair
head - short/brown, pubic - short/brown

Eyes
Blue

Body Type
Average 

Favourite Things

Food
toast

Music
that really good one that sounds really wicked.

TV Show
that funny one...you know.

Author
him

Movie
the one i watched that time before.

Night Club / Bar
the really good one

Animals
anne widdicombe

Person
nobody, i hate everyone

Website
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Place
alone in my bed

Possession/Thing
you

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