 | | Name: | Dan | | | | Details: | 45 years old (Aquarius), Male, Single, Straight | | | Location: | Sedgley, West Midlands, United Kingdom | | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/wadehjb |
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In my own words
I'm looking for a replacement for my deceased wife. You must have dark hair and green eyes or be willing to wear a black wig and green contact lenses. Brown hair and blue eyes are acceptable. You must also be willing to answer to her name and will ideally be size 10-12 so you can fit into her old clothes.
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Ok, being serious now. I have quite a dry and sometimes dark sense of humour. Some people don't get it and just think I'm a b@stard, but I believe it's important to be able to laugh at yourself and the little dramas life throws at you.
My ideal type would be a feminine lady who takes pride in her appearance, but who I can talk to for hours and leaves me excited to see her again. I have no expectations and value experiences for what they are, whether it's dating and fun or something more meaningful. |
The Meaning Of Life...
...is to be genuinely contented with yourself and your life regardless of material wealth |
| Comments | 10 of 17 | post a comment | view all | | | | | | punk_ass_biatch wrote... | | | | Serious thumbs up for the first bit of your profile. Had me chuchkling big time. Do a self high five please, you deserve it!!! | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | | | | | navina-x- wrote... | | | | Hey you lol was gutted readin ur page as u wanted someone wot green or blue eyes lol thank god u was jokkng! You're gorgeous ;) you ok?x | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | princessofpinkness wrote... | | | a suited and booted smart man, very attractive, ran outta messages but will message u when i get some as would love a conversation with u , u look so fly : )
xxxx | | | | | send message |
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peanut m&ms Music
Rock, 50s music, trance TV Show
The Office, The Simpsons Author
George Orwell Movie
Arlington Rd, Goonies, Back to Future Animals
raccoons Place
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