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Name:	wingnut83

Details:	25 years old (Virgo), Male, In Relationship, Straight

Location:	workington, United Kingdom

Profile Link:	www.faceparty.com/wingnut83

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In my own words

Hi, My name is Steve Sloan. I am a world renound celebrity surgeon, you may have seen me on the TV in a programme called diagnosis murder , I'm the best!! I work with a sexy young lady who wears red thongs, i know this because we are having an affair thats why I can't give you her name. If i did her husband might poison her jam butties and I would have to grieve, whch is difficut when you can't have a cup of tea because the kettle is broken!!
I wear 1 Boot when i do my surgeries, two reasons for this. 1) I look like a pleb in trainers cos one of my legs is longer than the other and 2) the fact there is only 1 draws attention to my feet away from my lugs.
In my spare time I like walks in the park, I have a favourite tree which i sit under and daydream about women covered in oil feeding me cider through a tube and ticklng the backs of my ears!!
With this in mind, I have to get back to work as my mistrss is calling, apparently i'm n

My Eternal Dilemma...

About me
Hi my name is Steve Sloan and this is my story:

So, there I was sat under the APPLE tree watching the boys make daisy chains when I suddenly realised that they looked a bit gay. So, being the nice boss I am I opened a bottle of VODKA and got pissed to numb the pain. When they asked me if they could have some I told them that if they did they would each have to TAPE there BALLS to there RIFLES next time we were on patrol. After some contemplation they all d