 | In my own words
If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from? Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? When you choke a smurf, what color do they turn?If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? When it rains, why don't sheep shrink? Can fat people go skinny-dipping? What was the best thing before sliced bread? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign? If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they stick Teflon to the pan? Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections? how do you know when you run out of invisible ink? Why is an alarm clock going off when it actually turns on? Why is it that rain drops but snow falls? If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat? ITS SPITTINGGGG , EVERYBODY INNN! |
| Blog | | | | | kitten flavoured icecream!
wrote at 11:32 on 30 Aug 2007 | | | i decided to have icecream for breakfast , i was halfway through a yummy bowl of ben n jerrys phish food when tango my ikkle kitten decided to jump in the bowl ! trust me kitten n icecream dont mix !! |
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My Eternal Dilemma...
Heffalumps or Woozles ???? Robbie or Tyson ???? Pink or Lilac ???? Friday or Saturday ???? Why do birds suddenly appear ... everytime you are near ??? |
| Comments | 10 of 46 | post a comment | view all | | | | | | | | | | andrew606 wrote... | 21:35 - 31 Aug 2009 | | | I do feel a bit silly writting this, cos i do doubt im ur type... but u really are beautiful and i just wanted u 2 no that x | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | bambinoboy wrote... | 15:36 - 5 May 2009 | | Hey gorgeous, how r u doing? fancy a chat?
add me out_of_touch_08@hotmail.co.uk | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | | | | | bighandsomestustu wrote... | 23:10 - 20 Jan 2009 | | | Shit, dunno what happened to that one lol. New computer and all that! I'll see if I can dig it out for you x | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | | | | | | | | | kev_fit wrote... | 12:54 - 9 Aug 2008 | | | your fit,love your pics,,your gawjus!!! whats ur best feature? do u like suckin cock? spit or swalow?sori i no im cheeki lol,mwahxxxx | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | | | | | sugarandspicegirl wrote... | 2:30 - 7 Aug 2008 | | hey, how are you!
You got a nice profile, it would be nice talking to you!
holla back with you email (msn) aite i'll see ya then or add me
lataz kisses
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| | | Personal Stats Interests
Shopping!!/bus diving Makes me happy
Puppies,Kittens,Anyth ing pink,Bubble wrap! Makes me sad
Frogs,Rain,Sprouts,Ye llow snow! Perfect Partner
Tyson Beckford *drools @ him* Bad habits
Me?... im perfect! :o) Cigarettes
I smoke too much Alcohol
I like to get drunk Drugs
I have a drug problem Race
White / Caucasian Hair
Dark brown underneath , blonde on top Eyes
Blue Body Type
Fuller Figure |
| Favourite Things Food
Cheese, pink marshmallows/sprout sarnies Music
A bit of everything...la la la la la *sings* TV Show
Hollyoaks/Ugly Betty/Secret diary of a call girl Author
Stuart Howarth/ Enid blyton Movie
Dirty dancing/Half baked/300 Night Club / Bar
Big F!! lol Brooklands/ blk bull haha Animals
Dog/Orangutan/Woozels Person
My Mummy :o) Website
Click here to view Place
Bed :o) Possession/Thing
Its blue n takes 4 AA batteries :D |
| Details Last logged on 9 september 2009 at 12:32pm Last modified 13 March 2009 Original Old Skool Member Created on 25 March 2004 Visitors 258,822 visitors |
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